What the hell are you doing? You realize I employ a literal internet demon? I can see everything you could ever possibly do online eventually, including your stupid little chatroom.
Will it even matter if you tell him? Why does he need to know? Nobody will ever believe you two. If he even sticks around.
Don't forget about me. Moving away won't stop you from doing my business, Charlotte.
That
is
NOT
MY FUCKING NAME.











