#notclarkey

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Descartes was one kinky son of a bitch

Tam Saylor

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[Descartes] got his little girl at the end but in pursing her his sins caught up to him and he died

Satan’s Spawn

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Descartes On Procrastination:

"This led me to put the project off for so long that I would now be to blame if I wasted the time still left to carry it out" (Me procrastinating)

"Today I have expressly rid my mind of all worries and arranged for myself a clear stretch of free time" (Me on Sundays)

"For fear that my peaceful sleep may be followed by hard labour when I wake" (Me avoiding work)

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"How do bees practise philosophy" ~ Tom "By being an extra-good bee" - Clark

Philosophy Discussions

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Damn vegetarians, they don't have souls

Tim Tam The Sailor Man

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There is no standard form for a bigoted dickfaced sexist homophobic fucking elitelist piece of shit

Panani

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I prefer ass more myself

Panani

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Academic Discussion

Person 1: “My dog was being a pain bc she's too fat to get on my bed”

Person 2: “My bed was being a pain bc she’s too fat to get on my dog”

Person 3: “My pain was being a bed bc its too dog to get on my fat”

Person 4: “My fat was being a dog bc it's too bed to get on my pain”