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Today on I actually say weirder things in real life than on the internet

Me to my roommates about an hour ago:

I have a theory— the Piano Man is a pigeon

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can you draw crab?

Y’know, I wasn’t sure because it had never crossed my mind to draw a crab before... but apparently, to some degree, yes 🦀

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Bro you want a mango?

Bro... you’d give me a mango... bro?

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I'm so confused??? I dont remember ever following you but here you are on my feed saying I'm following you. I mean, I'm not arguing but how tf you do that?

Extra strong magnets, a small lemon, and a half dozen rolling pins. The working details are unimportant.

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absolutely hating your new profile pic! it looks like bugs

This pic ain’t new pardner! We’ve been lookin like bugs since Gaudbot’s birth

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Mario ?

No, it’s not Mario, it’s Ourio

Image cred: https://www.deviantart.com/herrmeister/art/Communist-Mario-154741623

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BUTTER

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The best way to fry a circuit!

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Alright folks

Back by popular demand, I’m booting up Gaudbot tonight to give us some wisdom and advice. Enjoy!