my drarry x reader fanfic
draco malfoy looked at me with his peircing blue eyes."wheres harry" he barked. harry's hooooooooooooooooome came a voice. a pause. NO. HARRY'S HOUSE. my face contorted beautifully, "what does that mean?" dracos face paled "ITS AN ALBUM..HARRYS IN DANGER."
oh sorry i dont listen to music by british people, draco said. "yeahh ok fair" i muttered "podcasts are a fair game though"
"Yeah but HARRY!! We gotta save him."
"ok..put on your platform shoes..well need some height if we are to acheive this."
why. is hairy on a mountain. as if. bitch is too weak
draco grimaced. "the distance from him...its making me weak..youll need to carry me."
sorry i don't carry british people, i said. die cunt. yeah i know you love cunts out there
"but im gay..."draco looked at me with big sad puppy eyes.
and you dont even like boys, i muttered. fine. ill carry you. to HELL. and then i yanked his white hair and pulled out his eye socket and jumped on him yelling STOMP ON THE BARBIE and licked his blood. it tasted so good. it tasted like kaju katli if it were made of ant piss. uh. AH, draco moaned. and then i ate his heart. i ate his heart TEN TIMES.(he had it coming)
THANK YOU harry yelled. i always wanted to eat his heart.
nah its mine bitch i said. flipping him off. you want me to eat your heart also.
"NOO" harry collapsed in pain and sadness and dies on the spot.
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