#notp prompts

[lilixloveswriting]

Fraud

By Jessie Reyez

"You're such a fucking fraud."

"I heard you got a new bitch. Bet she don't know who she's fucking, huh?"

"She's got no clue what you're running from."

"I'm a mess."

"I'm depressed."

"You're the first to say you're taking off."

"What the fuck do you know about loyalty?"

"They're no good for you."

"You know they're no good for you."

"You're the one who's been hurting me from the fucking start."

"I let you through my fucking walls, just so you could break me."

"I'm supposed to watch you be a better man with women who don't understand what it's like to stand next to you in fucking war?"

"The lies don't hurt as bad as the memories do."

"I'd rather see it through instead of cutting you loose."

"A promise is a promise."

Feel free to change pronouns and tweak quotes to fit your liking

[unplcnned-variable]

Okay okay so it’s a time of angst in my dear red vs blue fandom, and I had a beautiful (terrible) idea for a soulmate au, but I have no idea what ship to pair it with, so feel free to use this as a prompt anytime~

When you turn 18, you instinctively know who your soulmate is, where they are, and what they are doing. Then, in order to prove you are fit for society, you are given the funds and means to find them, no matter where they are. Then you are tasked with killing them.

It doesn’t matter how you do it, as long as you get it done quickly. You must not grow attached to said soulmate, as this would stop you from killing them, and you must not let them get the upperhand and kill you.

Once they are dead, you are relocated and arranged to marry someone who has been matched with you based on how you both killed your targets. For example: if you both sniped your targets, then you will probably be paired.

The government does this in order to keep only the best genes within the human race, or for whatever other reason you may come up with (this one just made the most sense to me).

So yeah, do what you will with this, my friends.

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NOTP Prompt

It’s a Monday morning, and there’s one spot left in the parking lot. A and B are both having bad mornings, and see the spot at the same time. A goes to pull into the spot, but B cuts them off and almost crashes into A’s car. B gets out and runs inside the office building, while A decides to park behind B’s car, trapping B’s car in the spot until A decides to leave.

A also realizes this is a GREAT opportunity to work some overtime and stay late after the work day is done.

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NOTP Prompt

A and B are on opposite sides of a team in an online FPS MMO. A teabags B, which starts a feud.

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NOTP Prompt

A and B talk to each other via an online messenger for a while, but when they meet in real life, there’s no chemistry and they both can’t wait to leave. They have no intention of talking to each other again.

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NOTP Prompt

A and B are rooting for opposite teams at a sporting event, and are trying to out cheer one another, getting angry and aggressive as the event goes on.

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NOTP Prompt

A and B are trying to make a relationship work, but A gets frustrated with how things are going, throws their hands up, and walks away. Both A and B are heartbroken, but they move on to find loving relationships. (Bonus if they both end up as part of an OTP.)

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NOTP Prompt

A is a customer waiting to have their prescription filled at a pharmacy. B is a pharmacist’s assistant. A is waiting impatiently, tapping their foot and sighing repeatedly. B is standing there awkwardly, waiting for the pharmacist to finish filling out the prescription so they can finish the transaction.