#notponies

[rookiewompus]

I should mention that the comment from my last post was sent completely unsolicited on Facebook at 2 in the afternoon. 

This was not a drunk text. 

(Well I guess he could have gotten drunk at two in the afternoon...)

[rookiewompus]

guys ugh

How do you react to the nice guy friend who tells you he misses you but also wants to have sex with you in the same (run-on) sentence?

"I miss you, I mean I also want to do you..."

Uh...?