#notthepsychopath

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notthepsychopath replied to your post “notthepsychopath replied to your post “Working on things. Like memes...”

well ilu more u butt and im sorry my memes hurt u

nooo ilu it’s okay

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notthepsychopath replied to your post “Working on things. Like memes and things. Yay.”

*lovES YOU*

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✆✉☎??✿ø✘

Send “✆” for a morning text. [ text ] it’s so ea rl y[ text ] i’m cooold

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. [ text ] I wish you’d come home. I miss you.

Send “☎” for a rushed text. [ text ] txt me that code again??

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.[ text ]  s hheeeeeeeeeerlooccccckkk[ text ] icEESSSS

Send “✿” for a suggestive text. [ text ] I’ll be in the shower if you need me.[ text ] And the door will be unlocked.[ text ] Dear me, was that a welcome mat in front of the bathroom door?

Send “ø” for a late night text.[ text ] It’s late and I’m cold. Come home. Keep me warm.

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[ text ] Who the fuck do you think you are?!

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[text; the lafy] in standing and waving my arms.

[ text: dear god ] Get in the fucking car. 

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[text; let me sleep] please hurry.

[ text: absolutely helpless ] Hey. Stand up, I can’t see you in the dark. I’m parked across the street. 

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[text; the fuck do I write here now] But I'm tired. And sad. Let m sleep.

[ text: ughhh ] give me five minutes, I’ll pick you up. 

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[text; meh] Do you think someone would kill me if I fell asleep on the side of the road.

[ text: goddamnit ] Yes.

[ text: goddamnit ] Me. 

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[text; smooching noises] But you still love me right.

[ text: ugh ] Of course I do. Why else would I worry so much for your ass?