What printing really means...
Printing means you are somebody's else's bitch. In my case, I'm the Xth Floor bitch. It doesn't matter who it is, or where they're coming from for their meeting. In my job, printing means you are the bitch. You are the dirt. You are the newbie. People that are above you, or more correctly "think they are above you" can't print things themselves. They are too busy, too important, too damn egotistical to print their own shit. On the second day of this job, I was asked to print 5 copies of a 200 page document, that not only killed a fuckton of trees, but killed any dignity I had after getting this job because I did not know how to use the printer. At that point, I was lower than the dirt. Now, I have learned how to use the printer for others and that must mean I have worth, right? Wrong! I can't help but wonder when I will be the one telling people to print or go fuck themselves. - End of rant.
Oh and let's not forget you have to do all this with a fucking smile 😁
