#notxtoxfret

[serenityspublicrelations]

ფ "Don't let it go to your head."

"Girl, that ain’t no surprise. Way ya look at this sometimes, it’s a wonder nobody ain’t said anything on it before.”

[leafsoared]

✐

➐ a love poem (( oh dear! ))

Strawberries are redSerenity's (kinda but not really at all) blueYou're one shiny mechanicAnd I love you(In a totally not-romantic way 'cuz I'm married and that's just...no.)

[serenityspublicrelations]

Honesty Meme: "Jayne, we've been foolin' around a while now and I just gotta ask. Where do ya see this goin'?" {{Boom. Feels time}}

Jayne pursed his lips, resting his chin against his fist as he pondered on her question. “Depends on you, Kaylee girl.” It was vague, but specific if you could understand it correctly. One had to speak Jayne-ish to truly understand the man, otherwise he came out slow and rude. It depended on her because he was already past far gone, hook, line and sinker. Them ‘going anywhere’ depended on her wishing for another man or not. He’d sit and watch if she did go with another, make the same crass comments and rude jokes. Jayne didn’t really have a choice in the matter. He’d been hers for quite a while now. ”Ya sure ya wanna stick round with me??”

[australianfirebug-archived]

notxtoxfret replied to your photo: “so um…. my stylish theme keeps on coming up like this? I can’t see...”:

Oh look! There I am! <3 But I would check to see what you've got activated. That happened to me once and I figured out I had two themes running at the same time and they didn't like each other. But otherwise I have no clue what's wrong!

Yes, yes there you are c: I only got one thing on this stylish tho, so idk what it is. i restored my chrome settings before this started happening idk if that has anything to do with it or not

[leafsoared]

“M’wah!" {{Let the awkward kisses begin.}}

Our characters just kissed... and it was pretty awful. Send me "M'wah!" to hear my character's internal monologue at this rather disappointing moment.

He wasn't really that sure how it had started. Probably all that liquor they'd managed to down. Being flush and dirtside always had it perks... Then, of course there was the shiny new mechanic worth celebrating too. Wash had just been relieved the clueless Bester was outta there! So, he could hardly believe his luck when the new hire turned out to be practically a genius with ships, cheerful - and not hard on the eyes either. The pair of them had gotten along pretty much instantaneously. A shared love of ships and an aversion to conflict made them fast friends. And Wash wouldn't lie. She was attractive. He was only human, after all! Besides, it was a helluva lot easier than letting himself get hung up on a certain first mate who'd barely given him a civil word since he'd taken the job...

And so, one pleasant night, he and Kaylee sat at the end of the bar in some old joint on Persephone, happily spending all they'd earned on ale. The jokes and laughs were flowing as easy as the booze and hey! Wash was feeling pretty damn good. That's when a thought crossed his mind. Why not? It's worth a shot... So, when the conversation lulled a second, he leaned in, testing the waters. She seemed willing and met him the rest of the way. For a second, their lips touched. It was quick and light and mostly innocent. But when Wash pulled away, he felt a rush of relief at the look on her face.

Her nose had crinkled into an expression that said... ick. Wash puffed out a breath. Oh thank god! They stared at each other's mildly grossed-out faces for a second. And promptly burst out laughing. As his sides started to hurt and tears began leaking out of the corners of his eyes, he realized he couldn't remember the last time kissing a girl had done quite so much nothing for him. Didn't help that a certain other face had flashed across his mind as he went in for the clinch, either...

But no harm, no foul. Soon, his and Kaylee's laughter faded to giggles and a quiet fell over them. And it wasn't awkward. It was the comfort of two people who knew exactly where they stood with one another. Friends - best friends, even. Partners in crime.

Just plain family.

[maraudingrudjek]

+notxtoxfret

Coming into Alliance space alone was a risk, but in this part of the galaxy he was sure to make more money than he had been recently.  His latest "findings" had been transported a very long way and, even if he hadn't quite thoroughly searched the entirety of his haul, he hoped that something of value would be among the contents.  Docking his small cargo ship, Rudjek payed the man collecting the parking fees and started towards the market.

He hoped to browse the wares of others in case he caught eye of anything in particular but he doubted it based on the prices he had seen so far.  "Does everything have to be so gorram expensive around here?"  He mumbled to no one in particular before moving to another set of sales tents.

[theghostassassin-archive]

+5

iwillgetyououtofthis

banditbynature

notxtoxfret

scienceofficermarcus

unfriendlypersuasion

"Who are you?"

[cantcrxwl-blog]

ff+Kaylee {{*evil laughter*}}

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

           "Now don't get me wrong 'r nothin', I like Kaylee more 'n a lotta pretties I been with, but..."

            "I ain't never doin' half thah stuff in that there piece 'a... creative writin'."                  "Got the right idea, though. I ain't never objectin' to bein' all close-like with 'er."