Might as well call me Wenshen

You lookin' fer me? Iffin you don't got somethin' I want, then best gettin' outta my face! //Group Rp Blog for Jayne Cobb of Firefly/Serenity. Part of the Firefly--RP group. Any and all NSFW will be under readmores. Don't own Firefly or Jayne or anything related to either.

[daelectrify]

[artoooie-blog]

what artoo really said, probably: 1/?

[antsthetic]

🐜 ‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters. 🐜

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

❛ thanks for picking me up.❜

❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜

❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜

❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 

❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 

❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜

❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜

❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 

❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 

❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 

❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 

❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 

❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 

❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜

❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜

❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜

❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜

❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜

❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜

❛ useless. ❜

❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜

❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜

❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜

❛ i’m expendable. ❜

❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜

❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜

❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜

❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜

❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜

❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜

❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜

❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜

❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜

❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜

❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜

❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜

❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜

❛ hi, little guy!  ❜

❛ you proud of me yet? ❜

❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜

❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜

❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜

❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜

❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜

❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜

❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜

❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜

❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜

❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜

❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜

❛ it’s about damn time. ❜

[tanoherself]

                “You’re stuck with me, Skyguy.”

Independent Ahsoka Tano 3+ years RP experience Based on The Clone Wars & Star Wars Rebels

[serenitysalbatross]

// The bad news is the blog still breaks tags. The good news is, Ahsoka is up and soon-to-be-running!

[captainofthetidesbreath]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[the-do-that-girl]

Fanty : Do you know that girl?

Mal : I really don’t

[immisteruniverse-blog]

serenityspublicrelations liked for a starter!!

“You may be a lot bigger than me, and a hell of a lot more intimidating, but that doesn’t make it okay for you to mess around with all my stuff.”

“You’re my guest after all…”

What does that mean exactly? Well, if Jayne doesn’t back off…

Mr. Universe will tattle to Mal.

[serenityspublicrelations]

Jayne smirked, grunting a little laugh as he continued to stroll around the ...station? Was this place even big enough to be called that? Satellite maybe? His brow had creased as he kept moving at his leisure. Settling his confusion for later, he turned an eye to Mister Universe as he pawed at ... A remote? This place had so much junk! "Got that first part right. But way I see it, me bein' a guest let's me do just that. Don't it?" A brow raised high, issuing a small, inaudible dare.

[serenityspublicrelations]

"SEX, MUSCLE, HUMOR, THUGGERY, JAYNE."

Adam Baldwin on the pillars of Jayne

[serenityspublicrelations]

I’m not sure if I’m back. Should i come back? Would anyone show interest (besides you, Emma)?

[serenityspublicrelations]

"Don’t mean you can try that. I got this, so go sit down… somewhere."

[flyingtrue]

"You ever tell me what to do again, I will rip your arm from it’s socket."

[serenityspublicrelations]

"Ya see the nice thing i'm tryin' to do for ya? Gettin' real close to not ruttin' botherin' anymore."

[flyingtrue]

"Jayne. I’m pregnant, not incapacitated.”

[serenityspublicrelations]

"Don't mean you can try that. I got this, so go sit down... somewhere."

[serenityspublicrelations]

to delete all my tumblrs or not

[iwannarockyourgypseysoul]

Rest In Peace Robin Williams, O Captain My Captain you will be missed

[lxdypirate]

that moment when you realize you’re shit at rping your character

[serenityspublicrelations]

//...I have a problem.

[shewalksbetweenworlds-blog]

serenityspublicrelations replied to your post:

//Bad Maeve baaad

// No, bad mun. I forgot two of the sons she had when she was living as a ‘mortal’ queen in Connacht when I answered an ask.

[serenityspublicrelations]

//Well you're human, we make mistakes, she's supposed to be a god. She can forgive.