#nov2nd1983

[collegeboysam]

Title: The Execution of the Last Steal [AO3] Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Thief!Jensen, Hacker!Jared, Protective!Jensen, BAMF!Jared, BAMF!Jensen, Jealous!Jensen, Friends To Lovers, Pretended Couple (between the Js), Mild Violence, Top!Jensen, Bottom!Jared, Happy Ending Word Count: 97k Summary: Anyone who meets Jared Padalecki would think he has the perfect life: a college degree, a normal life and an apparently perfect fiancé, Stephen Amell, the son of a Senator with a bright future. Except for one thing: it’s all based on a lie. Five years ago, he created a new identity for himself to cut all ties to his criminal past and ex-boyfriend Jensen Ackles, a world-renowned thief.

But Jared can’t run forever. A threat from his past comes back looking for him and the only person who can help him is the man he thought he left behind forever, the only person Jared’s never been able to forget.

Incredibly charming and just as cocky, Jensen Ackles is a thief that is too good at his job for his own good, who would do anything to protect Jared now that his life is in danger. Years have gone by, but he has never been able to forget Jared either.

And perhaps now that they are forced to escape together, Jensen might be able to do what he’s best at: steal Jared’s heart one last time and win back the only person Jensen has ever loved.

[collegeboysam]

Title: Mission Voyager [AO3] [LJ]  Artist: quickreaver [Art Masterpost] Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Sci-fi AU.  Mentions of violence. Mentions of suicide. Suicidal Thoughts/Idealization. Emotional and Physical Hurt/Comfort. Minor character death. Slow Burn. Pinning. Hurt!Jared. Protective!Jensen. Possessive-Jealous!Jensen. Word Count: 130k

Summary:  Earth has been colonized by a non-violent and pacifist race of aliens who have the ability to morph their bodies to look like humans and be able to live on this planet. But they believe real humans to be too violent and dangerous to keep around. It has been almost two years since Jared Padalecki ran to hide with a group of survivors since the invasion started, living in abandoned buildings and stealing supplies to survive. But one night Jared and some friends are forced to go down to the nearest city when essential provisions are running low; yet it only ends in a disaster when they are almost caught and Jared has to pull a risky move to escape. It is right there, that Jared—sick, hurt and terrified—finds himself face to face with Jensen, an alien who works as a healer and has always felt a deep interest for the humans he was forbidden to ever meet. When Jensen’s newly human body starts to develop all the “bad” emotions they were warned about since the moment he meets Jared—such as desire, possessiveness and all-consuming love—he has a hard decision to make: help Jared survive on a planet that not longer belongs to humans or report him to the Security Division so Jared is taken away before he can change everything Jensen is supposed to be.

My BigBang for this year is finally posted (on AO3 too)! I hope you guys enjoy it, I loved writing this Sci-Fi AU! 

[collegeboysam]

Title: Red Velvet Cake [AO3] Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Mutual Pining. Angst. Emotional Hurt/Comfort. Jealous!Possessive!Jensen. Hurt!Jared. Baker!Jensen. Mentions of Stephen/Jared. Word Count: 2,5k for this year’s spn-springfling Summary: Baker!Jensen AU. Jensen met Jared twenty-six years, four months, two weeks, and one engagement ring too late.

But thankfully, he also met him one wedding cake too early.

[collegeboysam]

Title: Oh, When You Love It [AO3] Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Creature!Jensen, Possessive!Jensen, Protective!Jensen, Hurt!Jared. Hurt/Comfort. Minor character death. Past domestic violence. Word Count: 28k Summary: Wanting love is not exactly part of Jensen’s Siren nature, but there’s a reason why he’s a half-blood after all. He has human DNA mixed up with the murderous, mythical blood pumping through his body.

There’s the part of himself that doesn’t mean to kill. The other side of the coin, the good part of himself. The other half that wants to be normal, a part that wants to stay far away from the mythical section of the library in his head and act like a human, have a job like a human, date like a human and fall in love like a human. But after some hundred years of trying to do that romance nonsense, life has proven that Jensen should probably give up on that idea. Finding love when he’s half of a mythical monster doesn’t seem very promising.

That’s until Jared walks into the bar he’s working in on a Thursday night, proving Jensen that Siren or not, there’s an exception for everything. And Jared is his exception.

Christmas exchange fic for the lovely cheriemorte! <33

[collegeboysam]

Title: Men Are From Mars [AO3] Pairing: J2 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Best Friends to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Hurt!Jared, insecure!Jared, protective!Jensen. Word Count: 2k Summary:  When Jared is six, he likes to think he’s from Mars and that’s why he doesn’t have any friends.

Then he meets Jensen, and from that moment Jared doesn't have to worry about being alone ever again

Finally posting my fill for this year’s springfling! Loved writing Jensen making sweet little hurt!Jared feel happy again.

[starspangledsoldiers]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY MY DARLING. I LOVE YOU! <3

THANK YOU <3 i love you back!!!

[collegeboysam]

wow, what a douchenozzle. grow up, dickhead anon, clearly this is just jealously rearing its ugly head.

Sometimes I cant believe people can be such fucking douchebags in this place. I usually ignore dickhead anons but??? fuck this was so rude in general. I still can’t believe someone actually thinks like that. 

nov2nd1983 replied to your post“I always have a good laugh reading non-English speakers attempting to...”

Fuck this piece of filth waste of space, they aren't worth SHIT. Pathetic ass fucking asshole with no life. Fuck them, dude, FUCK THEM.

I already got off on our texts but REALLY. FUCK. I get mad looking at that stupid anon. I just??? who reads fics to make fun of them?? We talked once that ppl are really entitled about fandom fics but damn, experiencing it first hand even worse. I feel bad for any author who has to deal with this shit constantly. I’s so damn annoying. 

hipposandeggshells replied to your post“I always have a good laugh reading non-English speakers attempting to...”

Wow look at this asshole you speak /english/ and don't make any grammatical errors ever? I don't think so. Can you even speak more than one fucking language? doubt it. You should go punch yourself in the face- Maybe it'll knock some sense into you.

RIGHT? Apparently take came out of the fucking womb already knowing perfect English and never ever make mistakes. And usually people who think like this doesn’t know more than language or they would understand how hard is to write something that isn’t your native language

winchesterchola replied to your post “I always have a good laugh reading non-English speakers attempting to...”

no le hagas caso a esa rata de dos patas!! quien se cree? ughg

Hhahahahaha! La canción le quedaría perfecta. No hay nada peor que los que se burlan de otros por no saber hablar un idioma perfectamente. Y casi siempre son las personas que hablan inglés las que son más crueles al respecto. Todos los Latinos que se pasan a vivir a US lo viven todos los días, que asco que exista gente que piense así.

[collegeboysam]

Title: Project Get Jared Banged [LiveJournal] [AO3]  Artist: soullessdean [Art Masterpost] Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Pseudo-incest (between stepbrothers), Pinning,  Emotional Hurt/Comfort, References to low self-esteem and anxiety, Codependent Relationship, Eventual Fluff and Jared being a romantic fool. Possessive-Jealous!Jensen. Insecure!Jared. Word Count: 122k Summary:  Jared's had the best stepbrother in the world in Jensen since the age of five — growing up together and more attached than usual brothers would —, only realizing that he’s in love with Jensen by the time he hits thirteen. After five more years of Jared's impossible crush, he knows his life turns and spins around his brother. Luckily for Jared, he and Jensen have always been closer than other siblings, making his feelings seem a little less hopeless. Or that is until Jensen announces he’s moving to Austin to live with his girlfriend next year, leaving Jared's perfectly built Jensen-centric world crashing to the ground. That’s when Chad and Sandy decide to convince Jared that moving on and letting go of his feelings are the only way to get through his lost love for Jensen. Yet their plan to get Jared out of his shell and over his stepbrother doesn't sit well with one person: Jensen himself, who realizes that the more Jared tries to pull away, the more he wants to get him back closer.