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oh, so now the toxic family fetishizer is gonna preach to us?

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[collegeboysam]

"I wanted to tell you in Philadelphia, but I felt you were not in a space to receive it."

"She wanted to say yes, but she didn't trust you. You haven't given her a reason to."

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Armand's "he’s methodically cruel" is so funny. His heartless calculated planning vs my pure romantic stalking

[vamplire]

person: no oh my god he jumped oh my god!

armand serving face: girl whatever

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

this is how we find out daniel and armand were dating up until a week before the interview started

they get into a fight like every six months and armand erases his memories every time they break up and after the last one armand is like louis i'm serious i'm so sick of his shit do NOT let me go back there. and louis is like you're literally going to say you miss him in one week but whatever you say. and in one week armand is like louis i miss him and i flew to new york and put the tapes from 1973 in his mailbox and louis is like i knew you were doing this. you have been vibrating for the past three days. i put a note in with the tapes so he would know to come here. and armand says i love you louis. when he gets here you're going to pretend i'm rashid. it will be a fun game for all three of us to play. and louis sighs and says okay armand.

[collegeboysam]

each season they have told us: that dm didn't happen at all because armand and louis stayed together and daniel didn't recognize armand, then that armand and daniel only interacted in 73 and it was only during the days armand tortured daniel, erased his memories and never saw each other again, then that armand only turned daniel into a vampire out of anger and nothing else was going on, now that armand actually stalked daniel for 52 years and fell in love without interacting at all....like, okay, sure, i'll play rolin jones' game once more and wait for the next shocking revelation about what actually happened between daniel and armand and how their relationship is much deeper than they led us to believe

[collegeboysam]

oh, so lestat can tell people to kill themselves, but when armand does it is a problem

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in other news i think christopher heyerdahl did incredible as marius, yes he would speak like that, asking to be thanked as soon as lestat awakes, yes he would go from completely calm to screaming when his teachings are interrupted, yes he could call armand a rotten boy and much worse, yes he would come back and start saying lestat is unworthy and that absolutely nothing of how things unfolded are definitely his fault

[collegeboysam]

like okay okay i know that the eroticization of youth is so common as to become mundane in gay male culture so it’s nothing but . do you ever think about how daniel circa 1973-1985 was dating the personification of the feeling that you must be young to be desirable and how he was brought particularly to eroticize and prioritize youth and when he didn’t get that for himself he had to chase that in the men he fucked throughout the remainder of his life. ORRRR ❓

I'm literally gonna pass out, you ARE RIGHT and what they have done with Daniel and his fucked up approach to intimacy not only works perfectly for who they have shown us he is as a (bad) person (yay!) but also as direct comparison to what he once had with Armand and then lost. Chasing it after he himself was once chased....how much of the aggression comes from the shame of what he wants and how much from the desperation of knowing he's missing something? doesn't know what it is, but a part of his brain can register this is the closest he can be to what he could not get for himself in the end...and is still not enough...nothing is ever enough...forever the addict looking for his fix

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daniel getting so used to fucking like a rabid dog after a bone because vampire bodies are too strong and if he doesn't do it that way then all armand does is laugh in his face (hot) and tell daniel he fucks like he takes care of his daughters: disappointingly, like he's not even there at all, insisting he can't feel a thing even when daniel is burning in shame and harder that he's ever been in his life while trying his best, making daniel tear up in delightful humiliations til it feels like his hips are grinding themselves into dust from how hard he's trying to please armand, no different from a pet who whimpers for approval after performing a trick properly, getting so aggressive with it that any other time daniel has sex he cannot perform normally because his body still remembers what's like to satisfy armand even when his mind doesn't

[collegeboysam]

crazy that we now know lestat was eating armand's dick nightly over 1000 times and yet we don't even get to see an inch of assad zaman's naked hips anywhere near sam reid's face. art is dead

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

daniel molloy canonically destroying boy hole throughout adulthood and middle age is particularly amazing because you know he was jerking his thing asunder about rashid and wanting to kill himself right after. but that didn’t stop him of course

[collegeboysam]

what exactly was daniel expecting when he told armand to prove his love 😭😭😭😭

[collegeboysam]

the way i post about armand and devil's minion you would think that's the main character and couple of the show and not something we get in 10 minutes increments every weekend. the human's spirit is unbreakable

[userarmand]

looking very polite and wistful on the bench (✿◡‿◡)

[collegeboysam]

armand at daniel's first wedding smirking to himself as he watches the ceremony knowing he's going to pretend to be a waiter at the reception later that day and end up locked in a bathroom getting fucked by the groom after he winks at daniel a couple of times, making sure they go at it for so long that daniel simply cannot get it up for his wife on his wedding night

[collegeboysam]

now people really think armand was only watching daniel all those years. armand, who famously loves to take part in everything he directs first-hand and then pretend like he was just witnessing it all go down when he retells the story...