collegeboysam

oh, so now the toxic family fetishizer is gonna preach to us?

[collegeboysam]

[collegeboysam]

where is the beautiful anon who would lock in with me last year when we needed to get shit done? i have to lock in this week baaaad let's lock in together again <3

[wmnylander]

must i need a reason to hate an athlete like is it not enough to just let my intuition tell me “you hate this man.” and be done with it

[collegeboysam]

sorry but eric comparing armand and daniel's relationship to the one he has with his wife tickles something in the zamasian side of my brain

[collegeboysam]

spoilertron bogosian saw everyone doomposting dm and said not on my watch! armand was daniel's secret wife! what the hell sure. thanks old man

[danielxarmand]

ERIC called Armand Daniel's secret wife 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[collegeboysam]

also re: the fanfic I forgot to say sorry because I know your post had Daniel topping but I just couldn’t get the idea of armand dripping out of him for the rest of the day 🙈

HOLDS YOUR HANDS. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BOTTOM DANIEL. The sentiment of the post is Daniel cheating on his wife the literal day they get married because he Wants Armand That Bad, memories or not, so diversity win! Armand fucking him or Daniel fucking Armand works all the same. Daniel coming untouched so many times in the fic and then getting creampied had me nodding sagely like yes I bet he would bust his nut like a pathetic touch starved dog from Armand biting his ass right before eating him out, exaaaactly.

Also i think the dripping was needed after his fuckass "friendless bottom sociopath" line. In my beautiful mind devil's minion are vers but Daniel is always the groveling desperate one no matter the position they choose for the day so YAY <3

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[those-fucking-feratu]

i love the idea of this version of akasha thinking of lestat as like. her purse dog. he’s her chihuahua with gucci shades. he runs around outside and brings her little treasures. he does tricks for her. he gives her cuteness aggression. she owns him.

[userarmand]

“Come back to me, most dispassionate teacher. I don’t know what you want.”

[fawnvelveteen]

William S. Burroughs at the Met by Allen Ginsberg, c. 1953

[floridakilo]

at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo

[mizuform]

[collegeboysam]

fighting the demon in my head who wants me to write devil's minion jealous daniel fic like this anytime it tries to speak

[collegeboysam]

going on instagram letting out a sigh knowing lbf's gloating story is probably the first thing i'm gonna see

[collegeboysam]

so louis actually had the correct version of events about the gum scrapping in paris. he's not only reading it from daniel's mind (if at all), that moment was told to him directly by armand after it happened. but daniel was broke at the time and he didn't have any credit, so he shouldn't have had a credit card, unless-

[collegeboysam]

armand at daniel's first wedding smirking to himself as he watches the ceremony knowing he's going to pretend to be a waiter at the reception later that day and end up locked in a bathroom getting fucked by the groom after he winks at daniel a couple of times, making sure they go at it for so long that daniel simply cannot get it up for his wife on his wedding night

[collegeboysam]

this post now has a whole past devil's minion fic based on it omgggg

[collegeboysam]

feel free to tell me if this is weird but your post from earlier inspired me to write this fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/87970396?view_adult=true

HI HELLO OMFGGGGG not weird at ALL i never had any of my posts turned into a fic before! I was so excited to see your message and then went to read it with a big smile on my face while rubbing my hands together. I absolutely loved what you did with the plot! So many amazing details with Daniel not wanting to get married, scowling at the thought of using the word "wife", Daniel thinking of Armand as the most beautiful man he has seen (my FAVORITE detail authors can add to past dm's fics, when Daniel still finds Armand the most attractive person he's seen when thinking is the first time he meets him), thinking of Armand as a great mantis and the line "like a fly caught in a spiders web" is just perfect for the games Armand loves to play with his boy. Sucking and fucking in that bathroom without caring who hears Daniel while all of Alice's family outside, just shameless, fucking love ittttt. Armand in lace was he cherry on top of the infidelity cake. It being PURPLE LIKE THE DRESS, INJECT IT.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS, as you can tell, Daniel falling for Armand without knowing he has done so a thousand times before + Daniel cheating to be with Armand are my two biggest passions in past devil's minion <3