#now however...

[baladric]

huge success: looked in the mirror today while pondering my crush and had the distinct and sudden thought that there's absolutely no way another man could be attracted to me now in a way that wasn't actively gay on his part

[thatonceandfutureprat]

Boilers never break when you’re just finishing your shower, do they?

They always break just when you’re all soaped up and ready to be clean. 

[secretworldofabowtie]

24: Do you think love can last forever?

i think it can if you respect it. if you don’t take your partner and their love for granted, when you’re not only lovers but friends who are able to complement each other with their differences. and i think it’s also important for a relationship to be based on mutual respect and trust, eg. sharing what you think you are able to but also trusting the other and being patient, even if they screw up sometimes.i don’t know. i’ve never been in love [cue sad music], i just take Tony and Steve’s multi-universal love affair for a standard.

[probgrl221]

Is this an appropriate time to mention that I've tried taking pole dancing lessons on at least 3 separate occasions and failed every time.

[rhysgore]

if when i started watching dw you had told me that i would fall for someone more than 4x my age and run a porn blog based around the show that was mostly just pictures of hands and necks i'd probably think you were fucking insane