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[dr-gl0rbiez]

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- @30000000000202miniglorps

First of all, when was this sent?

Second of all, no

[dark-lord-of-saratov]

Is this a human?

[asce-of-hearts]

he never answered me back after he invited me out nvm I'm so over this guy

[parmilepave-blog]

I heard that you're a backstabbing, cut throat, cold blooded rogue who will do anything to get the job done - including using a stupid elf to get your goal. Ends justify the means, right Walter?

"We all have a purpose and we all do what it takes to get there." Even if he was slowly succumbing to doubt and guilt. 

[thepainlessmoustache]

So I'm pretty sure my history teacher thought I was pregnant

This girl in my class who was too nervous to go get tested asked me to go with her so I had him look up the address for a local place (we don't get service in school) and then two weeks later tell him I need next week's work because I'm having surgery, forgetting that I'd asked him for the address to a Family Planning center

Yesterday as I'm leaving he's like, "Hey, Erin, can I, uh...ask you a question? And if it's overstepping my boundaries just tell me, I won't be offended, I'm just curious, so you can totally tell me to shove off or whatever, but um...you said you were having surgery. Can I ask what kind?"

I told him I was getting my tonsils out and his entire face was just like OH THANK GOD

So I mean on one hand it was weird, but it was also kinda sweet that he was concerned

[glitterishy]

guyssss one of my first ever tumblr crushes unfollowed me i think she did it like a year ago and i never even noticed SAD

[actual-clint-barton]

how did I manage to get uglier over the course of a year