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Ayyyyyyyy.

[depsidase]

[hymnoeides]

Again & Again & Over Again

[bwaindamegd]

again.

redrew a piece from 2021

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[cosmonautroger]

[tricky-pockets]

[status-quo-hater]

By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it

[potsiefaerie]

Luigi Mangione's attorneys accuse prosecutors of illegally obtaining his medical records

Attorneys for Luigi Mangione, the man accused of killing United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson, say Manhattan prosecutors wrongfully obtained

^for those who'd prefer text over video

[heydocverdant]

holy crap, the judge said the violation’s bad enough that, if it’s true, he might end up dismissing the charges against Mangione outright

[labelleizzy]

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 free Luigi!

[ryanphantom]

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

[ryanphantom]

[wilwheaton]

shoutout to all the fuckwits who voted for this

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[coldbrewpup]

don't forget the second panel <3

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[kajedheat]

Oh? what a promising thumbnail.

That’s quite a costume. I love this woman’s hair, and her energy…

WAITAMINUTE

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[serenamidnight]

BRING IT BACK BOYS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don’t deserve this

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[powerfulwizard]

I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 3rd of december, 2018.

[poormeowmeowcollector]

Apollo, calm down with the gift of prophecy.

[iamanartichoke]

Has anyone checked on OP, are they okay

[troopy-reblogs]

idk my guy doesn’t look good

[is9vhl]

more thunderbolts because i literally cant stop drawing them please send help

[tentacion3099]

[angelofdykeness]

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking LOVE this dude (FLESH SIMULATOR is the name of his accounts). all of his videos are full of information and tips like this, and he always has loud industrial tone music mixed poorly over him speaking to make it impossible to create a clean AI copy of his voice.