#nowfuckoff

[vincentblackwood]

There’s nothing more “basic bitch” than hating on the pumpkin spice fandom.

It makes people happy and hurts no one. You just hate when people get excited about things.

[rickyjrmm]

I need a valium in my smoothie, alcohol and my bed! That's all #nowfuckoff #lazyofficeday

[ko3cty]

對…我該笑一個

[ownerofpppartwork]

Never will i explain myself....EVER!!!!! #facts💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 #nowfuckoff

[narcissistunchained]

Me when ANYONE tries to get me out of bed on a Saturday morning...#Bihhhhhhh #iAintFinnaLeave #ThisIsMyBed #MYBED #NowFuckOff (at Lagos, Nigeria)

[luxuriouszpr-blog]

#merrychristmas #NowFuckOff

[outta-my-way]

Tell me I'm pretty then fuck off

Am I ready to date?

Hell.  Fucking.  No.

Do I want to date? 

Abso-fucking-lutely.

So there lies the dilemma ladies and gents.  I'm a fucking walking contradiction.  I am in need of some male company yet don't want to deal with the fuckery that comes with it.  I definitely couldn't take any sort of rejection right now.  My heart is just too fragile for that at the moment.  I just want a dude that will spend time with me, laugh at my jokes, make out, then go the fuck home.  Seriously.  I don't need the ''we will be together forever'' bullshit.  Just tell me I'm pretty, buy me a beer, tell me a joke, kiss me until I forget my name...then peace the fuck out. 

I'm not ready to put forth the effort that it takes to actually date either.  I just don't have it in me right now.  Bitch, I barely want to exert the effort to put on underwear every morning...so no, I don't want to have to make conversation with some derp that wants to discuss some random bullshit that I don't give a flying fuck about.  I don't want to have to make sure I look presentable...I just want to wear my guns n' roses t-shirt, flowered leggings, and combat boots 24/7.  I don't want to have to pretend to be interested in what they like...fucker I don't care that you loooove 80's martial arts movies because I think they are fucking dumb.  I don't want to have to text him about how great he is or whatever boys fucking want these days....because I don't fucking want to.  The end. 

Soooo, looks like I shouldn't date right now.  Maybe in the near future I'll be in a better mind set...maybe fucking not, I don't know.  I would feel fucking sorry for any guy that got in my way right now.  He wouldn't stand a chance.  I would tear him apart...after we made out of course. 

So whatever lucky bastard snags me in the end...kudos to you!  I'm a fucking catch and you are privileged to have me motherfucker!  Now tell me I'm pretty then fuck off.

~Sweet Blue xo