“Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - August 23, 2007
so creepy story mrs pauls was talking about my man thong in english today. she was laughing about you guys locked me out of my room with only that on. i kinda felt violated and disturbed. more importantly who the hell am i?! just thought id let ya know
Justin Elkins to Levi Dillon Burzlaff - August 28, 2007
Levi, why will you not come and live in my closet. It is not the same without you here.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - August 28, 2007
i would come live in your closet but then there's the whole of me coming out of the closet so we can hang. but if you wanna come in the closet go right ahead. it's real roomy in here. theres a couch and a tv. see ya. oh yeah my stripper mom says hi.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - August 28, 2007
a thong is the pathway to peace. it is the balance between boxers and briefs. tight enough to hold everything but free enough to let it swing. but nothing shall beat GOING COMMANDO!!! and that is all i have to say mr. why dont we destroy the economy and increase our dependence on foreign by creating a clever scheme of war so that his monopoly will keep growing exponetially until the entire world is run by non sensical un smooth talking retarded monkeys who think they can call themselves president. otherwise known as president comacho. go ahead and think about it.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - August 29, 2007
down with the corrupted system of so called american government and up with Elky and Levi 2008. i can see it now we would fight for fairness, equality, right to bear explosives, legalization of drugs with a limit of moderation, school reforms all children are required to take classes which will have something to do with their life not these crappy classes like physics and american history. but classes that have some substantial standing in real life such as the reality 101, the right to think 671, and anarchy and you 001. vote elky and levi in 2008 and youll never regret it.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - August 29, 2007
love you forever my brother may we save halyna one day from her wretched prison together. and so we can see the world.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - September 1, 2007
i love you my great ball of nasty rice w/ side of cheese.
Levi Dillon Burzlaff to Justin Elkins - September 6, 2007
ELKY! I miss you! you never come around! why not! Cheese! i feel like stressing my words! call me! come home! lets chill! thongs for life!
Justin Elkins to Levi Dillon Burzlaff - September 6, 2007
Dude, I do call. And you never answer or return my messages. Love you!”
(It’s amazing what can happen when a breakdown in communication occurs. We are like ships in the night.)
