#npcs answer asks

[alexcandm-finally]

hey xinda, what's your favorite thing to make?

Meat pies and tarts!

[alexcandm-finally]

👀

Dont you look at me like that.

[alexcandm-finally]

yeahhh i think that'll be the safer choice- unless he pulls a Wednesday and drops a bunch of piranhas in your direction i mean considering he threw the PRINCE HIMSELF out of a ship and has said to 'off' people before a few times i wont be surprised with he managed to grab a piranhas barehanded and throw it at you - spirit gossiper

oh gosh-

[alexcandm-finally]

"oh really?

i swear if that bastard even lay eyes on my child i will grab a man-eating fish and use it to bite his head off"

Well shit-

(Their dad talking about you)

o h gosh- where's intri- im scared-

[alexcandm-finally]

actually he is thinking to using a man-eating fish to rip your head off - spirit gossiper

WHA T

[alexcandm-finally]

Careful, ya simp, their dad is thinking of joining you guys in the water-

hes going to attempt to drown me.

[alexcandm-finally]

JESUS CHRIST, HILDA-

PRINCE- :0

im going to spontaneously combust.

[alexcandm-finally]

"uh... personality wise or physically?"

Both!

I like their laugh, and the way they talk, and their hair, and their eyes, and how nice they are, and the way they talk back to their dad, and the way they walk, and-