#nsfw.ish

[cafeleningrad]

somehow feeling iffy how “men getting pegged” is talked about as a fandom parameter for acceptable m/f ships when dynamics in the bedroom have little to do with how a couple fits together.

[eloquent-music]

“Careless Sister” - George Michael Myers 

[mytalikes]

Closed starter for

@ragor-da-warboss-and-co

Varok was entering in the room where that days job was set. It was a sex job and he willprobably enjoy it by the look of his partner. He got paid the first half of the money already which was really appreciated. “Well good night miss. My nam is Varok. I’m all yours for tonight.” He said with a smirk on his face.

[miridicalkalon-arch]

I've made a confirmation, Ray's heat smells like vanilla! ( this is the most unhinged thing ive ever typed)

[miridicalkalon-arch]

𝐊𝐞𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 (silly nsfw-ish cannon)

The biggest rule you could have in the city of Magnolisha is so never trust a pretty face, all because of one pirate in particular this unspoken rule was made. that pirate being, Keiman. Keiman is the type 𓊈 and has done this MANY times, but only to jackass's that piss him off or disrespects any women or man. 𓊉  to use his natural feminine charm to his advantage.

he does this specially to be menace, but he is the kind of person to dress as a women to sleep with well known or rich men. and only after robbing them blind, and / or destroying their things ( mostly other pirate ships that piss him off ), would he reveal himself by standing at the bowsprit ripping off his wig and shouting at the top of his lungs.

" congratulations by the way captain! you're a Matelotage! I'll be sur to send a fruit cake your way, enjoy your swim! "

[mirroredranger]

R A I D E N for the Valentine's alphabet meme :)

Valentine's Alphabet

ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Valerie would like to believe that she's a romantic. The problem is more of she is oblivious. She can see it in others fine, but when it concerns her, you might end up with kissing her before it gets through to her.

AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?

Valerie's favorite ways are through touch and gifts. Hugs, kisses, holding hands, petting, and leaning on her partner are right there. She's not a fan of butterfly kisses due to how short she is.

As for gifts, Valerie considers herself not good at picking gifts, but she tries extra hard for her partner.

I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

It's hard. She doesn't want to force her feelings on anyone. When it finally hits her, Valerie goes through a period of self examination to make sure she hasn't crossed any lines. Then it is watching to see if it is mutual before she can get the courage to say it.

DATE. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

An outdoor adventure with a picnic lunch would tickle her fancy. Whether it is a hike in the woods, watching fireworks, or looking at Mewsmas lights, anywhere outdoors that she can do with her partner would be ideal. She's never gone to a cherry blossom viewing, which is on her bucket list to try out.

EMBRACE. does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Absolutely! Valerie likes tight hugs where both arms are used.

NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

Valerie is mostly inexperienced. Talking about it will make her blush all over. When it comes to actually doing anything, she'd shower her partner with kisses during foreplay.

[mirroredranger]

NAUGHTY NSFW TIME! Lingerie or nah for Val?

scale: fuck no, gross, not for them, eh, no opinion, kinda, hot, fuck yes, p l e a s e do this

"A good piece ahem, can enhance natural beauty."

[mirroredranger]

"What? What other mortal can claim they slept with a god?"

"... Do you really want me to answer that? I'm a weird magnet, so I actually know a couple." Now she's rubbing the bridge of her nose. "If you want a rating, it's fuck no."