#nsfweli

[kanohi-hau-doesfuryevenseethese]

giving head to “wild horses” by bishop briggs 👌

[kanohi-hau-doesfuryevenseethese]

Dick so big my throat hurts. Ow.

[kanohi-hau-doesfuryevenseethese]

Pleeeease?

Fine. I’ll tell a dream i had the OTHER night as a PG-13 version, and then below the read more line I’ll tell my very NSFW dream from last night.So the other night I had a really bizarre dream that I sang a duet with Michael Buble in like a Walmart, and he randomly introduced me to this man who, after a few moments, I realized was George Clooney. Fast forward/Jump Cut through dream to when I’m back in college and (much to my delight) Tom Hiddleston is in my class. My class is walking down the street and a child runs across it. I grab the child in my arms, and like the concerned father I’m sure he’d be, Jensen Ackles runs over to me and thanks me for saving (?) his child. Jared Padalecki followed suit.

Then, at the very end of my dream I got to have a quickie with Tom Hiddleston, where I asked him if Taylor Swift would care. He said she wouldn’t. That day, I found out they had separated. (It’s a sign! I’m one step closer to having him as my husband! :P)

So my dream last night was this sexy dream I have about this guy I’m in a “friends with benefits” situation with. Our schedules don’t align often, so I can’t see him as often as I’d like as much as we get along really swell in person–sexually and otherwise. So my dream was me having a grand old time fucking him. Him riding me, me riding him…etc. But the most crude part of the dream that I have to describe was his very end. I was blowing him and he was like “stop or I’m gonna cum!” but I guess I was too good because he came even though I had stopped, and his cum just JETTED out (picture, or don’t(?), a firehose) of cum over his chest and my hands and over my bed. He was laughing and I was laughing at the mess we now had to clean up.  He said my sheets were all “wiggy.” I don’t know what wiggy means, but that’s what was said. And I might use that to describe cummy things from now on. loli don’t often have sex dreams, so I don’t know why the past two nights i’ve had two of them, even if (sadly) the one with Tom Hiddleston was not the graphic and orgasmic one I was hoping for. 

who are you anon and why are you interested in my sex dreams? :P

[gtgandi-blog]

✧･ﾟimessage; green bean

andi: do i ever annoy you

andi: like when i talk about the stars and stuff

andi: asking for a friend

[gtgandi-blog]

✧･ﾟimessage; green bean

andi: guESs whaT I SAW LAST NIGHT

andi: IT WAS A SHOOTING STAR

andi: GUESS WHO ALMOST FELL OUT OF HER WINDOW BC OF IT

andi: IT WAS ME