#nsfwmutants

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When you have to deal with creeps with fat fetishes and mutant fetishes too... especially ones who have them for physical mutations

Okay as a plus size person who is also a mutant with obvious physical mutations I will join you in the inevitable vomiting that follows thinking about these creeps. Ugh they bug the fuck outta me. Like listen weirdo there’s nothing wrong with kinks and stuff but mutation is not a kink, and it’s creepy and dehumanizing when you treat us as a kink. Same with being fat, like yes I get it, we’re insanely attractive and awesome but if you only like us for our weight it makes us wanna punch you. There’s a person inside this chubby mutant body and you’d best learn ta respect that shiz or get the fuck outta here. Like how many times do we have ta be on like Tinder and get a message from someone that’s like “Hey I saw in your bio that you’re a mutant….that’s so fucking hot!! I’m a normal guy but oh my god I fucking love banging mutie chicks! They’re absolute freaks in bed! Way better than a normal human chick!” or “Oh my god I love your rolls and your chub! Just let me feed you or cover you in icing and lick it off! God I love fat girls!” and if it’s both I instantly block and then vomit. Stop fetishizing our existence people, it is not a good way to get a date or even an easy fuck, it;s just creepy and uncomfortable and might earn you a punch in the throat. #fuckoffwithyourfetishizing #we’repeople #fabulousgorgeouspeople #butpeopleokay #stopfetishizingmutants2k18 #stopfetishizingfatpeople2k18 #juststopfetishizingpeopleingeneral2k18 

We’re a very kink friendly blog, but seriously there’s a difference between kink and creepy and stripping people down to just the one trait you’re attracted to/have a kink for is really fucking messed up and really not cool. Also kinks for mutations (like claws, fangs, wings, scales, other physical mutations) is okay in our book as long as you’re not using said kink to dehumanize or creep on someone else…..and as long as that’s not you’re ONLY REASON for wanting ta be with person! Get ta know them beyond physical traits for fucks sakes 

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#mutantdatingproblems - I have mild psychic foresight that's touch-activated (I touch something/one and I can usually see things to come). Every first date I have to actively avoid physical contact because it would upset most people if I just abruptly said "Well I've seen how this ends, and I'll be leaving now." Then we go back to one of our places (Y'know, for sexytimes) and inevitably we touch and BAM. Relationship ruined.

We’ve actually had someone with a similar problem on this blog before so I have some generic advice on this. First piece of advice: Maybe wear gloves in your dates along with some other body-covering clothes? (Ask Rogue where she gets her stuff if you’re a student here at Xaviers cause she is an absolute godsend when it comes ta getting clothes that both make you feel fabulous and keep you from dangerous skin contact). Second piece of advice: For the sexytimes I kniw it sounds kinda lame but condoms can really help as well as keeping most of your clothing on while doin it (I know it’s pretty lame advice but it’s pretty much all I got). And of course we have lots of mutants here with similar abilities who might be able ta help you find a way ta control your abilities, Rogue for instance is a serious font of knowledge on this kinda stuff and the Professor could probably help a lot too. I’m sorry man, I wish there was more I could do ta help. But I (and my other mod friend) wish you luck getting lucky and finding love!

#touchbasedpowerskindasuckapparently #sorryman #bestofluckgettinlucky

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When you're a shape shifter (focused on animals) and you got a thing for guys with claws.. hand based foreplay is questionable at best with guys that got claws 😅

First off: Fuck yeah shapeshifter pride! Second off: Dude I have the same problem with fangs and anything involving mouth based activity! It’s a dangerous game my friend but let’s be real it’s totally worth it (just remember to have a safe word and lost of polysporin and bandages on you at all times….probably keep some with your condoms and lube tbh….maybe some supplies for stitching wounds….)

#shapeshifterpride #dangerousbutfun #clawsandfangsandmutantsohmy #ouch 

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#mutantdatingprobs when your date is a telepath and you can't think sexual thoughts of them or it would be awkward....

I have been there my friend (I think a lot of us have tbh), but like I used to love screwing with it because instead of dirty thoughts I’d make myself think of nothing but bad puns and dad jokes and shit like that and it almost always ended with my date laughing out of nowhere. On the other hand though if your date is a telepath capable of controlling their powers it’s totally chill to just ask them politely to not read your mind, most telepaths are pretty chill about it and most of them will also understand the occasional sexual thought about them on dates as well since they better than most people understand that brains are weird and do dumb things all the time. 

#datingtelepathsishardbutfun #goodluckbuddy #anddon’tforgetthedadjokesandpuns #trustme #itworks 

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#mutantdatingproblem "Okay I'm not trying to imply anything but if we do end up going back to your house to have sex later can you make sure the temperature is between 0 and 5 degrees Celsius because I am literally made of ice- wait where are you going?"

Oh no…got the cold shoulder? Feeling iced-out? Trying to stay frosty? I’m so sorry man, I couldn’t resist the puns please forgive me…For real though that sucks big time…I don’t know why people get so weirded out by stuff like that…Like honestly it’s not even that weird in comparison to some of the stuff I’ve heard from some of my friends (Human and mutant alike)…you don’t even wanna know about my friend with the mutation that gives her bat-like abilities and traits…#mutantdatingpuns #maybetryhittingonIceman? 

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that #mutantdatingprob when you have claw hands and feet so it's got to be oral or nothing if you don't want to go all the way

Oh, yeah… I hope you really like giving oral bro or that probably sucks (I guess it probably sucks either actually…).I’m lucky that I’m sex-repulsed because holy fuck I would have been screwed in the first few years of my powers because I would just randomly shift shapes and quite a few of my go-to forms had claws…I wish you luck with never maiming your partners #Mutantsgettingiton #Goodluckmyfriend #Mutantdatingpuns

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So I'm half succubus and my full powers get activated at 18...I just turned 18 three days ago and have kissed 10 (I think?) people including Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Gambit, Pyro, Iceman, Havok, and Avalanche in these three days. I've hit my wild child rebellious streak and I'm embracing it the fullest by kissing (and maybe more) all the attractive people at Xavier's. This is unbelievably fun. #MutantdatingwinsTbh #DidImentiontheawesomepowerboost? #Causethat'sprettygreattoo

Dude I’m so happy for you! Like stay safe and shit but also you go girl! Get on with your bad self! I wish you the best of luck in getting with all the pretty mutants around here, I’m cheering you on from the sidelines (also I have a huge stash of condoms and the like in my room if you need any, I might be a sex-repulsed ace but I’ve got many a friend who enjoys sex and who don’t always remember to restock on protection.) #Threecheersforowningyoursexualidentity #Havefunandstaysafe #I’mdownforhearingallaboutyorconquestsifyouwant 

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Got dumped, went to a party, got drunk, made out with Avalanche and Quicksilver, woke up in bed with both of them neither of them wearing shirts and me wearing one of their shirts, don't really remember how I got here but I'm wearing my pants and so are they and I vaguely recall us agreeing "no sex" before making out some more, shrugged, rolled over, and went back to sleep. That was my Friday, I'd say everything went better than expected #I'mdatingthembothnow #FuckYeahPolyLove #mutantdatingwins

I…I’d just like to congratulate you on what sounds like an awesome night. I’m glad you replaced what was probably a sucky ex with two new mostly cool guys, and I’m also glad that you all had fun together while drunk, y’all get on with your bad selves. I hope your relationship rocks and makes all y’all feel happy and fulfilled. #mutantdatingwins #FuckYeahPolyMutantsUnite #Bestwishesforahappyandhealthynewrelationship #Iwonderwho’sthebetterkisser? #QuickieorEarthquakeboy?