The ASEAN fiasco don’t seem to end anytime soon!
Shreya Ghosal | BBC
“Google Baba has the answer to everything” is a famous phrase that is used by pretty much anyone and everyone who is familiar with the use of internet struggling to thrive in the quick-paced 21st century world. The delegate of Philippines at ASEAN actually strongly believes in this phrase as he was researching and reading off Google when asked about “effective measures” against COVID-19 during a press conference. You’re living in the COVID era, seems like you haven’t read the news since March 2020! Shreya Ghosal, BBC reporter couldn’t help but sympathise for him as she realised his lack of research on the 3rd day of the conference amidst mindful and observant delegates of ASEAN. She was forced to say, “delegate, from next please have your information ready and also try to not read off from Google”.
On the other hand, there was the delegate of China who tried to get herself ‘ready’ for any press questions by actually sending a direct message to the BBC press delegate.
Delegate, do you really think the press reporter would let you know of a question beforehand? Has that ever happened before? Let us know!
Along with delegates who gave opportunity for roasters coming from the press corps, ASEAN also consists of delegates such as the delegate of Malaysia who provided complete justification to each and every point that was brought out successfully sticking to her stance which unfortunately is quite a rare sight in the ASEAN council.
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, the world has come to a point where citizens are simply used to the idea of breathing in air that consists a virus. People have developed the habit of wearing masks. People are sick and tired of hearing “social distancing”. Now, the world is opening up and very few countries are truly hesitating before opening up their borders. However, the delegate of Indonesia thinks that opening up the borders with Malaysia and Thailand despite having “full trust” in their measures would not be a good idea. Why? “Uhhh, it is just not a good time”. “But delegate, don’t you think the world would have to open up at some point and don’t you think this is a good time to do so” asked BBC reporter, Shreya Ghosal as a follow up to which the response was once again, “right now would not be that time”. To our dismay, the delegate of Indonesia, couldn’t even answer the question which simply asked, “Why don’t you open up your borders with Malaysia and Thailand”. Delegate, at least come up with a believable reason from next time.
ASEAN delegates really need to pull up their socks. The press can’t help but wish for more time for another press conference to gather a couple more roasters.











