#nudegeta

[uglydbzmerch]

Nudegeta is wondering, WTF Tumblr?

All of my blogs will be inactive and my account will be logged off tomorrow in protest of Tumblr’s new policies. Particularly concerning is the poorly implemented system that has flagged millions of innocent posts (including quite a few on this blog) and bloggers, the fact that the community has been asking @staff to do something about the spam bots and such for ages and yet they only act when it affects their bottom line, and the issue of censorship and how this unfairly harms adult content producers like NSFW artists and sex workers who tag and block as needed to make sure underaged users don’t see their posts.

I will not be abandoning Tumblr completely and will be returning the day after, but I’m continuing to slowly make Twitter my primary platform for merch blogging. You can find it here.

Thanks for understanding. See you on Twitter on the 17th!

@uglydbzmerch / @awesomedbzmerch / @majinpiccolo

[uglydbzmerch]

“Hi, I’m Bootleg Golden Frieza and I’m thinking about making a Tumblr post about the new Dragon Ball Super Broly movie!”

“Now wait, Bootleg Golden Frieza, before you make that post did you remember to tag it for spoilers?”

“Tag it for spoilers? What do you mean, Figuarts Yamcha?”

“Hey there you two! It’s me, your very best pal Crotchku! Did I hear someone talk about tagging spoilers? That’s a great idea!”

“But what tags should we use? I know, let’s ask Nudegeta!”

“There are lots of tags you can use, and it never hurts to use several to make sure anyone trying to avoid spoilers is covered! Ideas include DBS spoilers, DBS Broly Spoilers, Broly Movie Spoilers, DBS Movie Spoilers, etc!” 

“Remember, everyone! We all have the power to make sure our fellow fans can avoid spoilers if they want to! Let’s all make a commitment to tag!” 

@uglydbzmerch and @awesomedbzmerch will be spoiler free until the day after the US theatrical release, and will be tagging any spoilers for at least a month after that. 

[uglydbzmerch]

Ran into another Nudegeta (in better shape than mine) on eBay, this time majestically displayed in front of some lovely lace. As lacy as the lingerie that he isn’t wearing!

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Love means never having to say "put some pants on!" Happy Valentine's Day from Crotchku, Nudegeta, and Ugly DBZ Merch!

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Team Nudegeta won our game of “Name the Prince of all Crotches,” and he’s celebrating his new name by going on a magical adventure in the land of unicorns! Which may or may not end tragically with a unicorn horn stabbed somewhere painful, but these are the risks you take when you live the naked life!