May 15, 2022
“I should host a party.”
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“I should host a party.”
“And Welcome Back to Another Episode of”
“Pimp My Bridge!”
“Divorce is at an Absurdly High Level. Leaving Broken Hearts and Broken Families in it’s Wake. So Today on Pimp My Bridge, We Will Be Pimping the Bridge of Local Bridge Troll Parsee MithrilUzi! She of Course Has No Idea We’ll Be Doing This as Our Production Team Has Distracted Her With A Fake Missive From The Ministry Of Boring and Wrong.”
“Enough Talking! Let’s See What We Have To Work With!”
“No Wonder Parsee Got Dumped! Her Bridge is Boring!”
-One Episode Later-
“Now there we go!” “We Added Some Tasteful Cave Art!” “And A DiscoBall to Set The Mood!” “And Finally! A Fancy Love Bed!”
The Hashihime. She screams.
"Woohoo! Two people stuck in the weeds fighting to see whose pushin' daises! Maybe me and Mamzo should start a betting system on this, could get us a couple of bucks." Nue no.
"Hey, hey. I got a crazy idea for a cool job. It's just Gensokyo; I mean there's animals! You should totally do it."