May 30
listen. the frog nurse is doing important work and the important work is asking you a series of increasingly unhinged questions while maintaining direct eye contact
"any chance you could be pregnant" sir you are 74
"have you had anything to drink today" [you, a liar] no
"what's your pain on a scale of 1 to 10" it's a 10 i'm fine though
and the frog just stands there in her little vintage cap holding her coffee like. i have to ask weird stuff or you will die. and she's RIGHT.
anyway it's on a shirt now. orange or black. unisex. soft. for the nurses, the nursing students, the chronically-triaged, and the frog enjoyers in the back
(search nurse dark humor at TeninoVentures)
