This old man
He played one
He played knick knack on my bum
With a knick knack fanny slap
Now we're watching porno
This old man just made me horno
This old man
He played two
He played knick knack on my shoe
With a tick tock rip off my sock
Now he's sucking toes
While I shoot coke straight up my nose
This old man
He played three
His knick knacking made me pleased
With a wham bam thank you ma'am
Now I'm on my knees
Suck me off now if you please
This old man
He played four
His knick knacking made me bored
With a cling clang barely banged
Rather fuck his brother Drake
We made out when we were baked
This old man
He played five
He took away my sex drive
With a ting ting just a fling
He thinks I want more
But I switched with a dinosaur
This old man
He played six
I pulled quite a nasty trick
With a snip snap watch your back
Now your dick is gone
Sold it to a Pokémon
This old man
He played seven
We nailed with my old friend Kevin
Oh no switcheroo
Kevin's not a man
Just do the best that you can
This old womman
She played eight
She didn't know that I was gay
But I married her
Because she's my beard
No these are not happy tears
These old men
They played nine
Isn't cheating just divine
With a fling fling let's go swing
They would love an orgy
Just make sure my wife won't see
This old man
He was ten
We were both two lucky men
With a snug tug we're in love
Car pulled up the way
My wife just saw us sucking face
This old man
Yeah that's me
I was in for quite a treat
With a moo moo I was sued
I hate divorce lawyers
Now my stuff is all destroy-ed