Spleen Kings

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Weird glitch

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Hello!

I am a trans and disabled person of color trying to finish out college. I am working hard on selr-supporting, but unfortunately am not able to make enough money to cover rent and tuition. Here I have linked my gofundme, if anyone is willing to donate. Every bit helps.

Thank you!

https://gofund.me/2714e35bc

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Cheease

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continuity error. Before the shot where Tibull gestures to the bruise and swelling growth on the side of his face, no wound makeup is shown.

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Int. apartment hallway. Tibull opens the door to Jackson. JACKSON Hey, Hackson! Tibbull said. TIBULL (rolling his eyes) What can I do for

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AMERICAN GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STOP CONCERNING ITSELF WITH ITS OWN VALUES AND INSTEAD MUST CONSIDER THE IMPACT IT HAS ON OTHER COUNTRIES. OUR NATION HAS A STRONG PRESENCE IN THE WORLD, AND WE HAVE ONLY DONE WHAT IS BEST FOR AMERICANS WHEN THE EXTENT OF OUR COMMUNITY SURPASSES THE BORDERS OF OUR COUNTRY. IT IS TIME WE QUIT OUR IRRESPONSIBLE HABIT AND PROVIDE FOR THE GREATER GOOD. WE ARE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

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Egg yolks are like uterine lining. We're eating some chicken's period

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PTC Paper

Okay so you know how PTC paper is supposed to be bitter or nothing at all? When I try it, it tastes sickly sweet. Like maraschino cherries. Anyone else get this?

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I took photos of a banana man with the captions "banana man crawls, banana man falls, banana man cries..." and then I took a video of smashing it with a hammer. After I did this, the corrupted image appeared. I believe I have angered the banana spirit. I believe my days are numbered.

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Can we start calling people pebbles please?

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No better way to prove to my psych teacher how mentally stable I am

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I can see my future. I'm looking at it right now. *stairs intensely at a wine bar*

*other person tries to step in their field of vision* "I can see my future, too"

*looks behind themselves* The window? Oh you'd be a wonderful window washer!

*other person gives up and jumps out window*

Oh that's what he meant

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This old man

He played one

He played knick knack on my bum

With a knick knack fanny slap

Now we're watching porno

This old man just made me horno

This old man

He played two

He played knick knack on my shoe

With a tick tock rip off my sock

Now he's sucking toes

While I shoot coke straight up my nose

This old man

He played three

His knick knacking made me pleased

With a wham bam thank you ma'am

Now I'm on my knees

Suck me off now if you please

This old man

He played four

His knick knacking made me bored

With a cling clang barely banged

Rather fuck his brother Drake

We made out when we were baked

This old man

He played five

He took away my sex drive

With a ting ting just a fling

He thinks I want more

But I switched with a dinosaur

This old man

He played six

I pulled quite a nasty trick

With a snip snap watch your back

Now your dick is gone

Sold it to a Pokémon

This old man

He played seven

We nailed with my old friend Kevin

Oh no switcheroo

Kevin's not a man

Just do the best that you can

This old womman

She played eight

She didn't know that I was gay

But I married her

Because she's my beard

No these are not happy tears

These old men

They played nine

Isn't cheating just divine

With a fling fling let's go swing

They would love an orgy

Just make sure my wife won't see

This old man

He was ten

We were both two lucky men

With a snug tug we're in love

Car pulled up the way

My wife just saw us sucking face

This old man

Yeah that's me

I was in for quite a treat

With a moo moo I was sued

I hate divorce lawyers

Now my stuff is all destroy-ed

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I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER SOMEBODY COME GET HER AND TELL HER TO HOLD ME CLOSER LIKE TONY DANZAAAA GET ALL UP IN MY PANTS-AAAAAA

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I made an emoji that I thought would be cute, but I'm a little terrified

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I have a fear

I have this really intense fear that whenever I am in a room and all views of the outside are blocked entirely, the world is not the same as I left it. I have no proof of the outside world, so I can't know for sure it's still there. I can't trust that. It feels very lonely, but at the same time I feel as though someone is in the room with me.