#nursetoadstool

[munequitx-blog]

nursetoadstool replied to your photo:DOES THIS ZOMBIE HAVE ABS IM SO ANGRY

who the fuck are these draculas. is this a dating game. i’ll fight them. both of them. at the same time. pick me

but girlfriend i wanna date this skeleton

it smokes a cigar

[mariowiki]

nursetoadstool

whenever we learn to drive. we have to find an old muscle car and drive through a foggy parking lot at night thats illuminated by neon lights listening to Depeche Mode

It will be the ultimate aesthetic

[mariowiki]

Okay so I tried making a list of who everyone is in mine and nursetoadstools fucked up smash world, this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface trust me

Mario: Dating Pauline, Peaches ex-boyfriend, hates ike, part time doctor

Luigi: Married to Daisy, socially oblivious

Daisy: Married to Luigi, peaches best friends, hates rosalina, screams at marth in spanish

Peach: Married to Ike, Lucas and Lucina as children, Marth's Prey, terrified of Mr.Saturn

Bowser: Principal at the local highschool

Yoshi: Cult Leader, preys on lucas

Rosalina: Daisys enemy

Wario: Weird neighbor, Rumored Lucina's father

Mr.Game&Watch: Member of the Yoshi Cult

Donkey Kong: Married to Diddy Kong, into some weird shit

Diddy Kong: Married to Donkey Kong, has cabbage child, has corpses of himself littered across the neighborhood, into some weird shit

Link: Local neighborhood stoner, hangs around Pit and Agitha, loves peaches ass

Zelda: Loves Quiche, Married to Samus, Ness's mother

Ganondorf: Married to Captain Falcon, Pit's Mother, part time nanny

Toon Link: Links weird younger brother

Samus: 50's Dad, Married to Zelda, Ness's Father

Pit: Local Hooligan, hangs around Link and Agitha, loves peaches ass

Agitha: Dating Link, Pit is always chasing after her, just wants to live

Marth: Y̶̮̱̦̰̝̤͇͙̞̹̦̮͝O̵̢̼̦̠̩̥̟̼̣͖̘̼̟̹ͅͅƯ̩̹͔͎͚͓͍̲͡ ̶̷̨̞̪̹̳̦͈̟̘͚̲̥̟͍͇̼P̶̵̵͚͓̠̻̩̳͚̰̟̞̺͖͚͇̳͖̖̻̰͝Ù͉͍̲͎̭̮͝͠N̸͎̺̰̩̯͇̦͙̰͈̗͈̳̥͘̕͡ͅY̶̛̺̟̖̬̜̙̖̱̝̳̕ ̵͓͖͓̫̻̹̥̙̣́͝͞ͅH҉҉̴̼͉̝͕̱͜͝Ư̴̲̯̱̘͎M̢̨͓̥͇̘͚̹̠̪̱̗̼̬̱ͅÁ̸̷҉̘͕̜̬̳̦̫̤̮̝̤̠̦̘͉͈ͅN̵̴̨̙̲̻̳͇̠̦͓͎͓͇̜̤̘̹͘͝ͅͅS̵̭̖̼̦͎̫̳̝͉͈̼̙̕͟͡ ͏̸͕͔̪̰̟̬̹͙̝̪͚̠̭̮͔͓͝W̶̴͔̩͙͚̼̭͚͇̣̜͉͖͚͎̬̙̯Į̬̹͍̱̹͓̪͇́ͅL̸̨̛̙͕͔̹̼̝͙͍̦̣͕͎̜͖̳͘͢Ļ̯̪̹̖̼͓̘ͅ ̵̪͍̙̳͖͕̥̀͝ͅǸ̢͓͎̹̤̖̟̹͘E̴̞͕̮̩̖̺͙̖͉̩͜͠V̵̵̡̯͖͙̪͠͠ͅȨ̛̟̰̯̟̘̗̬̥̜̠̣̗̝̟R̟͈͔̹̝̠̞͓̮̫͉̹͚̝̲̬̯̕͜͞͡ ̨̨̗̠̦̭̬͇̘̺̞̣͉̳͕͙͇͍̠̹͜͠L̸̢̯͉̝͙͙̜̲̤̫͖̫̻͟I̵̵̳̫̟̺͚̼̭͕͔̫̫̮͢͟V͙̥̝̲̝͙͘͡ͅE̶̢̺͕͙̗͙͚̭͉͇̖̰̰̕ͅ ̸̦̻̼̱̤͠͡͠͠Ư̵͔̬̱̰͚̝̮̦͜͠͠P̸͉̤̱̖̻͓̫̠̩̝̞̳ ̢̢̗̺͕̪̣̦̺̥͖̤̹̞̬̥̮͜͡ͅT̺̼̱̙͖̟̝̰͙̰̳̻͘͠͝Ò́͟͞͏͇̫̝̞̫͈̻̯̪̹̦͉͍̠̼̬̹ͅ ̧̛͔̪̱̰̮͍̦͉̥̯̠͓̝͘͘͟M҉̧̜̻͉̮̘̼̪̜͟͞͝Y̴̹̪̘͖͢ ̶̨̨̺̬̥̳̳̭̝͖̙̣̦̤̙͓͖̭̪̕͢S̸̷̨̠̬͖͕͕̪͓̘̙̀̕T̶̡̛͖̦͇̜̭͞A̵̵̡̯̙͍̪̖͝N̡̧̺̥͉͓̺͉̲̩͚͍̤͞͞D̵̮̦̰̤͈̰͔̫͎̹̫̳̭̙́A͏̦͙͚̻͇̗̮̲̖̭̱̠͝͞͞R̶̸̡̢̲͓̱̳͚D̨̥̬̩̳̥̮̙̜̗̕ ̠̟̼̲̤̣͈̟͇͔͇̠́͘͘͢͡Ì̹̝͎̦̦̞͕̟͕͓͚́ ͢҉̮̺͕͚̝̺͕̣̭̙̙͓̠̀A̷҉҉̷̧̹̝̗M̷͡͏͓͎̗͔̥͎̹̯̥̣̮̤̦̣̯͝ ̡́͞͠҉̣͙̫̼A̶̡̦͕̳͉͇̮̥̲̗͕̗̥̯͕͖͜͠ ͔͍͉̱̮̱͓͈̙̱̼̞͍̱̠̠̖́́͞ͅͅĢ͏̸̭̫̝̠͎̩̭̖̭̬̭͖͇͓̟Ơ̧̹͙̦͚͎̜̥̝͟͠D̺̜͔̩̝̘̜̙͖̬̗̥̯̯́͢ͅͅ ̢̢̱͚̤̖͚̞̻̭͔͕̪A̧̮̤̰͎̹͚̰͇̜̻ͅͅM̶̵̡̡̳͓̲̤͉͇̖̘̤̥͎̳͘O̮̠̤̳͕̕̕͢͞N͏̴͈̯̠̤̞̝̀̕͞ͅG̷̫̗̫̮͙̘͎̙̘̬̤͉̳͡ͅS͏҉̢͚̯̮̩̟͎̕ͅͅT̨̼̰̬͍͟͞ ͝҉̨̦̞̗̫̹͉͇̫͘M̡̛̛̠͚̳̱̰̝͇̯̝ͅE҉̸̗̗̪̹͍͍͘͜N̶̛̫̥̜̙̜͟͟͜,̺̖͚̼̥̤͍̀ ̴̜̰͖̣̦̤̙̞̹͇̗́͢͞Í̢͎̻̰̦̟̣̹̖̤͚̲͙̼̀͢ ͇̻͓̼͎͕͔͖͖͡Ẁ̨̛͖̳̪͈̙ͅI̸҉̧̖͇̘̼̯̼̩̰̠̥͉̣̜͎͙̹̟͞͝L͏̢͍̺̤̗̲͖̥̥̱͓̪͍̼͝͝L̸̶̟͇͍͔̣̗̬͙̠̝̙̜̹͔̀͠ ̡͖̻͉̞̥̱̦͖́͜Ṉ̸̢̨̥̮̺̱̼̮̥̗̝͚̩̲͈͓̪̙͚͚̀̕Ȩ̙̼̩̩͙̰̬̠̱̞͈͉̻̮́̕ͅV̸̷̛̫̮̦͚È̵͏͔͍͕̩͇̝̤͕̝̥̱̜̣ͅŔ̢͈̳̤̘̣̖̼̹̫̻̳̺̮̪̺̟̹ ̢̧̨͇̱̟͓̻̜̬̗͚͍̮̪̪B̩̬̪͓̺̫͕̫̫̞̰̹̱̙̜͢͠ͅE̸̪̖̟͍͚̻̠͉̩̟̻͟ ̸̧̪̞̠̯̜̦͍̹͎̜̥̞̠̞͍̰̞͖͟C̢̡̘̬̮̝̲̘̪͍͢O͢͏̺̣͎͔Ń̛̯̦͚͙̩̣͍͙͚̰͚͇͍͇̱̙̮͇̮͘͡Q̷͎̲̱̰̲͉̺͙̥̝͞͝ͅU҉̡̛̦̯̗̠̠̜̞̪̟͖̳̦͕͎͢Ẹ̥̯͖̺̗͙̳̮̤́̀̕͠ͅͅR͏̶͠͏̻͚̥̞͈͇̪̗̟̺͈̖E҉̧͔͇͎̤̘̗̠̫͎̩̮͇̗́D̵̛̲͎̘̗̳̲̠̻̺͚͈͔̞̝͟

Ike: Peaches loving husband, Lucas's father, keeps marth in line

Kirby: In Yoshi Cult

Dedede: Local Drag Queen

Fox/Falco/Wolf: Neighborhood furries, steals zeldas quiche

Jigglypuff: In Yoshi Cult

R.O.B: Sex Shop owner

Ness: Local boy who just is trying to get through life, best friend is lucas, parents are Zelda and Samus

Lucas: Son of Ike and Peach, loves his pet saturn, ness's best friend, always accidently gets killed

Captain Falcon: Married to ganondorf, loves sports, father of pit

Dark Pit: locked in the Falcon's basement

Lucina: Peaches Daughter, Marth's Niece, real father unknown

Shulk: Is really feeling it

Olimar: Local Farmer known as Farmer Brown

[popiko]

IKEPEACH WILL NEVER BECOME MORE POPULAR THAN IKEMARTH

[mariowiki]

Sometimes I forget that Ike and Peach are real characters and not just an abstract concept

[msjudge]

We’re gonna play a new game called Favorite TV shows because there’s one for films, so I’d like to do one for TV shows. Write down your top shows and then tag some friends to do the same.

tagged by vampire-slayer

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Game of Thrones

Orphan Black

Teen Titans

30 Rock

Dragon Ball

I tag paragonbowie virborassan magistera nursetoadstool

[pishtashios]

Got tagged by l-hauteclaire, and I just woke up so forgive me if anything really WHAT WAS YOUR: 1) Last beverage: a Mexican drink 2) Last phone call: my sister 3) Last text message: from someone who called me Stephanie, and it was one of my friends 4) Last song you listened to: Killer Queen by Queen 5) Last time you cried: Uhh, last Thursday, and two days ago HAVE YOU EVER: 6) Dated someone twice: no, why would I? 7) Been cheated on: In a test? Uh, fuck yeah 8) Kissed someone and regretted it: ivE NEVER KISSED ANYBODY 9) Lost someone special: Of course 10) Been depressed: Yah 11) Been drunk and threw up: kinda LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: purple, gray, blue IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 15) Made a new friend: Yes 16) Fallen out of love: wha 17) Laughed until you cried: Yeah 18) Met someone who changed you: Yep 19) Found out who your true friends are: Not really 20) Found out someone was talking about you: Oh hell yeah 21) Kissed anyone in your FB friends list: I don't even have FB GENERAL: 22) How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: 23) Do you have any pets: 2 pugs, 1 boxer, 2 baby pugs 24) Do you want to change your name: Yeah, I'm thinking either Big Bucks (BB) or Laverne 25) What did you do on your last birthday: Uhhh, went shopping w/ my bro and sister in law. We had some deep talks 26) What time did you wake up today: 7:30 AM 27) what were you doing at midnight last night: Reading fanfiction tbh 28) Name something you CANNOT wait for: My best friend's getaway trip when we're both SENIORS 29) Last time you saw your mother: last night 30) What is one thing you would want to change in your life: that I am more productive and happier..? 31) What are you listening to right now: Some of the Mexican songs that my mom accidentally downloaded on to my phone 32) Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope 33) Who is getting on your nerves right now: Everybody 34) Most visited webpage: here 35) Blood type: how am I supposed to know 36) Nickname: Sushi, Stephanie,kiwi, killerbee 37) Relationship status: I wish I was dating so I can say taken bacon 38) Zodiac sign: Scorpio 39)Pronouns: I don’t really give a shit 40) Elementary: huh 41) High school: huh 42) College: Hm 43) Hair color: fucking dark brown, like really I think 44) Long or short: uh, Medium kinda 45) Height: 5’ somethin 46) Do you have a crush on someone: Psshh, always 47) What do you like about yourself: like everything I know, like I'm really into information whether about people or something else 48) Tattoos: Funny, my sis and I was talking about that 49) Righty or lefty: Sadly right dominant 50) First surgery: dental, was scary as fuck 51) First piercing: when i was a baby 52) First bestfriend: Pre school 53) First sport you joined: Tried basketball 54) First vacation: God I can't remember, somewhere with a beach 55) First pair of trainers: Idk RIGHT NOW: 56) Eating: Nothing 57) Drinking: nada 58) I’m about to: Get dressed for school since its fucking 8:08 59) Listening to: KPP 60) Waiting for: the signal *narrows eyes* omfg 61) Want kids: Nope 62) Get married: Hell yeah 63) Career: Actress, voice actress, or a baker WHICH IS BETTER: 64) Lips or eyes: Hm, eyes 65) hugs or kisses: in public hugs, in private, of course kisses 66) Shorter or taller: Taller 67) Older or younger: lil bit older 68) Romantic or spontaneous: Why not both 69) Nice stomach or nice arms: wHY NOT BOTH 70) Sensitive or loud: I guess loud? 71) Hook-up or relationship: relationship 72) Trouble maker or hesitate?: I like trouble maker, but if it's something bad, we run the fuck away HAVE YOU EVER: 73) kissed a stranger: Ew no 74) drank hard liquor: kinda 75) lost glasses/contacts: lost my fucking glasses, so I am stuck being near sighted, it ain't that bad tho 76) Sex on first date: If you're Piers Nivans, then we'll talk 77) Broke someone’s heart?: Pretty much 78) Had your heart broken: yeah 79) Been arrested: Oh god no 80) Turned someone down: Yep 81) Cried when someone died: Yes of course 82) Fallen for a friend: Not really DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 83) Yourself: try to 84) Miracles: Meh 85) Love at first sight: *looks at Piers* 86) Heaven: I guess 87) Santa claus: For the babies 88) Kiss on the first date: a peck on the cheek 89) Angels: nah 90) Someone changing your life in one moment?: keep on hoping 91) Hell: kinda 92) God: I am one And that's it folks, your new contestants are: Teamhawkeye, CacaMan, Nursetoadstool, and Skitsskat

[mariowiki]

nursetoadstool said: im gonna fuckig play

heres where u can play it gOOD FUCKIN LUCK