#nvcr interns

[constantlysleepdeprived]

for pride month, NVCR only takes lgbtqia+ people as interns

this is both a Good thing and a Bad thing

[eorjfls]

You think the Interns get paid or is Cecil just splitting his salary between them or is he genuinely fighting for them to get paid more, considering he probably barely gets paid at all. Would they have a union or would the interns (current and former) be fighting for better pay for interns (if they get paid at all) and Cecil is at the studio telling Night Vale to support them like he did with Tamika Flynn and The Angels

Maybe I don’t know how internships or being paid works but nice thought

[nightvalecommunityfanon]

When the tablets in city hall choose the next NVCR intern, the victim’s -- sorry, young professional’s -- hair is streaked with violet.

[nightvalecommunityfanon]

Cecil binge watched Star Trek one weekend and on Monday he requested that the interns wear red shirts for the rest of the week.

[nightvalecommunityfanon]

All community radio interns that die in their time interning become immortal angels.

[50shadesofdgrayman-blog]

One wrong step will lead to your demise. Good luck

[nightvalecommunityfanon]

They’re the few, the proud, the extremely-likely-to-die. (Which Cecil somehow didn’t notice, until Maureen pointed it out...?) Hopefully you’ll survive a trip through our Top 10 Headcanons about NVCR Interns.

76) Only very experienced interns get to do broadcasts on their own. Cecil is the only one to ever survive that long.

76) Only interns mentioned by name on-air die. The Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency does not allow this information to be shared, but some interns still notice the trend and apply using fake names.

79) Even though the tablets down at City Hall have the name of the future voice of Night Vale carved into the stone, carvings that were created long before the owner of the name was even conceived, each citizen is required from ages 18 to 21 to spend one year in internship at the Night Vale community radio station. Some of course do not survive these trials, but for those who do, it looks great on a college application.

80) All the interns that appeared in the show improbably survived their supposed deaths, but they keep pretending they got killed because they know that’s the only way to quit their intern job. Otherwise, they’ll be stuck in an endless loop of almost dying and barely surviving. Intern Maureen is the only one who didn’t do that, partly because she didn’t want to make her family worried and partly because she wanted to tell Cecil how much his internship program sucks.

92) When a prophesied Voice of Night Vale becomes an intern at NVCR, they start existing as a fact of Night Vale from the beginning of time until the end of the universe. They are not aware of this, which can lead to strange memory problems. They also cannot be killed - the universe will go to great lengths to make sure they are not harmed, even deleting an entire third world war in the 80’s from existence. 

102) The bloodstone doors at NVCR didn’t always require you to bleed on them to get out. In fact, by a strange coincidence, they only started requiring this after Strexcorp bought the station. Interns can still get out without any blood loss at times. By another strange coincidence, this only seems to happen when there are no Strexcorp supervisors watching.

103) While working for the station is technically an unpaid internship, Cecil often pays the interns in bizarre philosophical fortune cookies.

106) Being an intern under Leonard was significantly less lethal then being an intern under Cecil.

113) You do not “apply for a job” as a Night Vale intern. A Night Vale local, between the ages of 15 and 23, just appears in the radio station wearing an intern shirt and holding an intern name tag right after the previous intern gets offed. Nobody knows how an intern gets chosen, except maybe Station Management - but nobody tried asking them for obvious reasons. The fact that fifteen years old Cecil apparently got the intern job by asking is yet another thing about the Cassette that confuses Cecil.

171) For every dead intern, there’s an alternative universe where Cecil died instead of them and they became the new Voice of Night Vale.

[our-god-is-not-a-smiling-god]

So apparently editing Cecil's slash fiction is an actual duty of the Night Vale Community Radio interns, and is quite possibly the most majestic thing I have ever read.