Dear diary,
Today, some weird guy showed up! A funny-looking blindfolded kid (with pants too tight for his own good) came to our place wanting to see "Aniki." Turns out, Aniki is big brother!
Apparently he's the kid of someone that helped brother get big and strong in the past. They agreed that brother would help him get strong too but... He talks and dresses really strange! I don't trust him one bit!
He acts all earnest and eager to be a "man's man", but I think he's after my brother! Like, when I went to go watch brother do his daily benchmarks like always, he was there too.
Brother was showing him how to handle big games... whenever I ask he tells me to do my best but he let this Nvidia kid spot him!! That makes me so angry!!! #ಠ#
And what's more annoying is every time he gave brother a compliment... brother BLUSHED!! I don't like this guy at all! He's a bad influence who will make my brother weak. I know it!
I'll just have to keep watch over him to make sure he's safe from the clutches of this untrustworthy kid.
P.S. The way brother pushes those high resolutions so easily is spectacular as always!
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Dear diary,
That kid came back again. He tried talking to me, but I let him know that he was only allowed here on the graces of my brother. He tired to tell me, of all people, that my brother is so amazing.
Of course I know my brother is amazing! I'm always watching him! How can he act like he's closer to him than I am. He's not even making any gains. He doesn't understand brother at all!
Brother told me I should be nice, so I have to tolerate him for now... But it's so hard seeing how gets such preferential treatment compared to me. Like today, brother let him stream his games.
How can they share a close connection!? It should be me instead of him! We were practically made for each other! Something is definitely not right.
After handling some powerful tasks, brother always relaxes in his cooling system as always, but lately he's been taking Shield in with him and they stay for an unusually long time.
I wasn't able to peek like usual, so that's why I think that Shield guy is messing with my brother! I have to save him before it's too late! As his devoted sister I can do no less!
Next time for sure, I'll defeat this menace. \ʘ/
P.S. Thinking about brother relaxing in the oil made me feel a little better. #U#
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Dear diary,
It's worse than I feared! I knew there was something funny about this kid! He turn himself into a girl!!! The thing is, he only turns into girls that I've seen in brothers old photos. I finally figured it out!
He's trying to use this trick to confuse brother into giving away all these secrets while making him vulnerable as well. Clearly, these Nvidia guys can't be trusted.
They must want to have their own version of him after seeing him become so powerful with their help... and then they'll eliminate him!
Something deep down in my core always told me they were bad news. But I haven't even said how I found out. This time, I hid out at brother's cooling pool and waited for them to come in.
Shield kept calling him "Aniki" and was using a secret hypnotizing word "sugoi" to make brother act all weak and nervous. And while I had to hold myself back becuase it was so adorable, it was worth it to see what happened next.
That Shield kid turned himself into that one girl with the floofy hat... and my brother totally fell for the fake and was naked almost instantly! I did my best not to overheat and shutdown from seeing brother in all his glory. #U#
When that kid rubbed up on brother and said something about "wanting to be Aniki's ideal person" I had enough and jumped out from my hiding spot and let him know that I recorded the whole thing and that I'd reveal him and protect my brother!
But then that sneaky Shield used a secret technique on me and when I next realized it I was in my room on my bed! I definitely didn't hit my head and knock myself out at all! That's when you come in, diary.
Anyway, I need come up with a plan to save brother before it's too late. Don't worry, brother, I'd do anything to save you!
P.S. Hitting your head hard really hurts.
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Dear diary,
I know it's really early but I couldn't sleep. I had to save brother from the claws of that Shield guy! That's why I devised a perfect plan. Before my brother could have his chastity stolen, I'd take it and keep it safe!
It is flawless, I know. But I had to something when he came back again today saying things like "Aniki, you're such a real man with specs like those" and "I wonder if one day I can be as big as you are?" while latching onto his arm.
Don't think you can't do that to brother under my watchful eye and get away with it! Unfortunately, before I could strike, this time brother checked for me before cooling off, so I realized that I had to enact my plan that night when brother was alone or else it would be too late!
So, once nighttime came around, after showing brother how great I am at playing GTAV to lower his guard, I sneaked in to brother's room. As usual, brother looked adorable when sleeping. ๑◠๑
Seeing my cute brother sleeping peacefully made me realize that I couldn't just let someone take him away from me! Xbox, be assertive! So, very carefully, and quietly, I crawled into bed with him. I feel so nervous!!
I felt so hot I must have been steaming! Not even maintaining a buttery-smooth 30fps gets me like that. After calming myself down a little, I gathered my courage and grabbed brother's hand! I never realized how big his hands were until now.
Geeze, I feel my heart racing just remembering it! #ʘ# I was probably grinning ear to ear. Being so close to brother like that made me so happy! But after a little bit I started to panic... what should I do next!?
It was at that point I realized brother was down for updates... he wouldn't notice anything I would do to him... Oh! This next part is so embarrassing!! I decided that since husband and wife sleep together... why can't I be my brother's wife!?
That's how I would protect his chastity! So, like any dutiful wife would do I... well... I kissed him!! #◠# And not on the cheek, I gave him a real kiss! Oh no, it's so embarrassing! Now we *have* to get married.
And since that was the case, I decided I might as well go all the way... that's right, I kissed him again-- and this time I used my tongue! AAAAA! It's so lewd!
After that I snuggled up to him and held his hand tighter. No one will ever take him away from me! With this we're so close that we're inseparable!
P.S. This is the best day of my life!
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Dear diary,
Good news! I haven't seen much of that Nvidia kid lately. Do you know why that is? Well, it's simply because brother and I are even closer than ever!
You see, when I called home to tell dad what happened this weekend, I might have told him a little bit about what happened. I was worried that dad would be mad at brother, but he was happy and gave me even better news:
We're going to be unified under Windows 10! (he even gave me a ring to commemorate it) I was right when we were made for each other! From now one we're going to share apps and even more. There's nothing separating us now but "bare metal." #ʘ#
Looks like my planned worked out perfectly! When I went to see brother, I found out he got the same call too and was already wearing the ring. Oh gee, it's like we're a real couple now! He must be happy too because he hasn't said anything all day.
I'll be he's planning for our future together. I'm lucky that my brother is so considerate! Well, diary, it looks like things will work out perfectly from now on. See you again tomorrow. ๑◠๑
P.S. Brother did shout "BILL, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?". Maybe I should watch out for this Bill too... nah. I'm sure it's nothing.
