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What do I do if I'm still in the mud?
Oh W O W you’re still in the mud? What a subtle flex. We get it. You’re i n t h e m u d. What about the rest of us who the mud rejected!?
Maybe stop complaining and let the mud consume you like we all hoped for.
Five anime eleven hotdog stink
wtf
Who is the sheriff's secret police department's #1 bachelor?
Stef Randall-Higgins. Hands down. Stef is neither male nor female and is attracted to all body types, genders, and certain types of succulent plants. Stef owns a home made out of old ship parts, and dresses so sharp. This babe wears only the finest metal shards, glass shanks, and teeth. Stef has a voice like a crow and a face like the sun: It will burn your flesh. Steve is a catch!
Should I tell him I love him?
There is no worse regret, than the regret of words unspoken. Words like “I Love You” and “Don’t touch the beaker” or “Yes, go to the doctor immediately… I lied. I actually do not know how to remove this squid-leech from your spleen”.
…So yes. Tell him.
What is the real identity of Donald Trumps hair?
A host-seeking virulent strand of a horrible disease called “intolerance and bigotry”. It appears that the “hair” aka the host-seeking virus, has found a diseased potato to infect, causing the potato to adapt somewhat human-like features and the ability of speech to spread its disease of intolerance and bigotry.
Thousands of snakes walk the streets
On their snake legs! Speaking their snake chants! Immodest, undressed, in the nude, and completely snaked!
How would someone make friends?
Warm up to people. About 350 degrees or so. Bake people for 20-30 minutes. Stand completely still until cool. Do not speak of this act until your one year friend-anniversary. Laugh for ages. Instant BFF’s!
What is the purpose of goat cheese?
Goat’s milk is for young goats. But goat cheese is for aged, molded, dead goat corpses.
