headphone, earplugs, and i dont give a fuxk
You, reader, is newbie of 141 team. Got recruited to 141 by Price him self after you and your team assisted them on mission. For you, its an honer to become part of the 141 task force.
You are prepared for anything. Ready with all the training and combat that you will face as 141 member. Tho, the only thing that you dont prepare before join 141 is... how much they have sex and how lound they can be.
At first its tame. You just heard Soap moaning mess from your room (the wall that separate your room and soap room is thin). You just needed to pretend like nothing happened when you bump into your lieutenant who just get out from soap room in the morning.
Second one is when you almost walk in when Gaz and Price busy with their make out session. You just do what your do best, pretend nothing happened, close the door slowly and turned around. So thats why theres no secretary around even though its not lunch yet. Well, just place the documents on Price secretary's dask and you can go enjoy your lunch after.
Next one is controversial for you. Gaz fuck Ghost at 141 lounge room when you walk in (again). Almost trip yourself when you saw them. You thinking that gaz and ghost is a cheater for full 4 hours before you saw Price kissing Soap right in front of Gaz and Ghost.
Poly. Got it. No problemo as long as they dont bother you... right? WRONG.
They not bother you directly but with how much they have sex in soap room, it really start to influence your sleep schedule. Oh, you want to sleep at 10 after all the training that you have to endure? HAH not gonna happen. You will wakeup with Soap whining and bagging Price, and Price will tell him to behave like Gaz if he want the same reward that Gaz currently enjoy aka Ghost dick (with how lound Gaz was, that dick must be a blessing).
Thats why you finally decided to buy a headphone with a nice noise cancelling. The one you got is pretty expensive but for your sanity the price is worth it. Now, you can sleep at peace... at least when you are not deploy.
Because... They still have sex when deploy and you learn it the hard way.
Its snowing, you stuck at "safehouse" with no bedroom (more like a shack than a house) and stuck hearing Ghost and Soap having sex with you RIGHT BESIDE THEM (trying and pretend to) sleep.
"Keep quite," He said. "Okey," He said. Bullshit.
Anw, since then you always bought a earplugs with you.
2 years after indure being a five wheel of 141. You meet someone who understand your misery. You meet her in Mexico, the 3rd in command of Los Vaqueros, a nice woman with a sharp tongue.
"Your task force looks like typical orgy task force"
Gaz choke on his drink.
"Not me. Only them. Also, its not like you in much better situation."
Now, rudy the one who choke on his drink.
"Indeed. Sometimes i really want to crush their dick so they stop having sex for eternity"
"Want to do the same but soap probably enjoy every second of it"
Soap looks at you like you just betrayed him and your nonexist child.
"Oh, they are the kinky type?"
"Have you looks at ghost? You think someone with balaclava 24/7 will have normal sex life"
"Fair enough. So... What type of headphone and earplugs you have?"
"Ah... Glad you ask." *place your headphone and earplugs collection on the table*
Soap: so they never hear? I make its extra loud for them to hear so they will come to us to protest and we finally could ask them to join but... They never hear???
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
Idk how Tumblr works, nor i know how English works.