thankfully enough for him, the shop keeper was one of the RARE monsters that actually seemed SANE enough to approach without fearing for his life. of course, cats were notorious for being ASSHOLES, but hey ! maybe this’d be different ? at the very least she didn’t seem to give two damns about him when he walked into the store, staring at the items that were for sale-- so maybe she wasn’t as freaky as the rest.
but fuck the fake tattoo was so COOL. it looked TOUGH. would it be too obvious he’s trying to look cool if he were to buy it ? could he buy it without stammering at the mere thought of her JUDGING his style ? let’s find out ! ❝ h-hate to RATTLE ya, but how much is this ? ❞ nah, he certainly stuttered ( but it still went better than expected ! )