🍷 😳 💋 😱 ✨ 😡 😬 😢 😁 💕 for any pairings. love u so much thats why im going unhinged in ur inbox.
send 🍷 for a drunk text from my muse
cricket [sent at 11.58pm]: i heard u had to go earli wtffs up with taht i’ms inging halleujah in ur honor and it’s gonna be really hearftel tbh more so thane ver before that’s all i’m gonna say about it
cricket [sent at 11.59pm]: wtf? *early idk why i spelt it like charli xcx LMAO but she does have some godo songs tbh.. man isshe still alive? i’m worriedabout her
send 😳 for an embarrassing text from my muse
ziggy [sent at 8.22pm]: [ attached an image ]
ziggy [sent at 8.22pm]: yooooo wrong contact lmfao thas literally my dick
ziggy [sent at 8.23pm]: aint tryna gloat i kno u got dem small dick troubles n shit apologies n all that typa stuff not tryna make u cry over ur sad lil shrimp cock
send 💋 for a flirty text from my muse
nyla [sent at 9.07pm]: WORRIED 4 the state of ur lips some1 said they were chapped is tht TRUE? ? ? plz come find me im wring lip balm tht tastes like 🍋 :) i can fix u
send 😱 for a scared text from my muse
magda [sent at 3.12am]: please help me vivi please fucking help me. it’s my tits. they’re multiplying. they’re getting bigger as i type this. they’re fucking smothering me i can barely gasp for air send an ambulance send a fucking ambulance this is my final messa
send ✨ for a random text from my muse
nyla [sent at 6.02am]: howdy “beau” u said u wnted 2 float me away in a hot air balloon so id burst in2 flames on the sun in ym “dream” did u mean it? ? ? :( :P HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
nyla [sent at 6.03am]: oh sorry jst thought abt smthn funny :) don’t u love when tht happenz?
send 😡 for an angry text from my muse
magda [sent at 7.14pm]: i’ll fucking kill you little boy
magda [sent at 7.14pm]: oh lmfao thought that’d send anonymously with this app so that’s kind of fucked up ig
send 😬 for a worried text from my muse
cricket [sent at 10.39am]: hey beau
cricket [sent at 10.39am]: sorry for being kinda weird on those texts last night LMAO idk why i was so worried about charli xcx i even woke up this morning to this search on my phone
cricket [sent at 10.40am]: [ screenshot of his safari open on ‘is charli xcx alive?’]
cricket [sent at 10.41am]: anyway u weren’t gonna upload that karaoke vid from earlier in the night anywhere right? apparently i was really dancing n shit n i’m kinda stressed to be completely honest LMAO not sure what kinda horrors were unleashed
send 😢 for a sad text from my muse
ziggy [sent at 4.11am]: vivi u know i didnt send that shit right
ziggy [sent at 4.13am]: might b an asshole but i wouldnt do that to u
ziggy [sent at 4.47am]: man forget it dunno why i fuckin bother
send 😁 for a happy text from my muse
bradley [sent at 8.44pm]: Hello, ugly bastard phallus. You are cordially invited to witness Bradley Milligan doing donuts with your car in the Target parking lot. Please arrive within the next fifteen minutes. If you do not show up to this event she will be revving 100mph off a cliff to give the seahorses a new accommodation available for brothel conversion. Thank-you for your time, froggy cunt.
send 💕 for a loving text from my muse
magda [sent at 12.01am]: u weren’t as annoying at practice tonight keep up the hard work boo or whatever ur name is
magda [sent at 12.01am]: ugh
magda [sent at 12.02am]: sending that pissed me off imagining u reading it so nvm consider ur hard work undone