My sister : "I found four DVDs of recent movies in a locker. Bad movies. The Nun, The Lady in White, that movie that tells you when you're going to die with an app and... Oh, what's the title again ? You know... That's really bad."
My mom : "Sandman."
Me : "You leave Sandman out of this."
My sister : "You can't do that to her, mom. It's Candyman."















