Nov 12, 2017
First off: I know I’m a bit of a nerd, hush up.
Second off: Voldemort was supposed to have a long half-life. That unicorn blood was a joke.
Okay, so Voldemort is known as You-Know-Who, which could totally be shortened to U-No-Who
U - Uranium - 4.5 billion years No - Nobelium - 58 minutes W - Tungsten - 121.2 days Ho - Holmium - 4,570 years
Guys. All of that calculated out and added together is 4,500,004,570.34011314 years.
Voldemort should have gotten about 4.5 billion years on that unicorn blood and he didn’t even get one. It’s a joke. Don’t kill unicorns. Ain’t worth it.
