A brief fic based off a picture I saw on facebook that was orgionally from Tumblr.
Obi-wan stood at attention with his new clone commander. Anakin was standing next to him trying his hardest not to smirk as his own captain stood next to him. Obi-wan used the force to kick his former padawan. Anakin didn’t flinch one bit and stood strong. Obi-wan was so going to wallop his former padawan in the training rooms after this.
The reason for Anakin’s smirking were the two clone commanders bracketing them. Obi-wan had indulged in a I’m alive fuck the night before with what he thought were two clone troopers. They had been in standard armor, no markings so Obi-wan hadn’t thought much of it. He had no clue these two troopers were the commanders that Obi-wan and Anakin were being assigned command of. Anakin had picked up on it as soon as they had met the commanders outside the council chambers. He had outright laughed, making the two clones look at them funny. Obi-wan had actually kicked his former padawan then and not with the force. Obi-wan was trying not to look at the matching hickies that the two clones were sporting above the line of their armor.
“Obi-wan stay a moment. Anakin, Commander, Captain you are dismissed.” The two clones saluted and left. Anakin sent one more smirk towards Obi-wan and left with a nod of respect to the council members.
“Government property you have destructed.” Yoda was smirking as well as the rest of the council just sighed. Obi-wan’s indiscretions were well known to the council. As long as they didn’t impede his work they didn’t matter.
“Master Yoda I have no clue what you’re talking about.”
“All over them your force signature is. Hickies they have. Government property you have destructed.”
“Our concern,” Mace shot Yoda a look that boiled down to stop teasing Obi-wan, “Is that you’ll be able to work with them.”
“I can assure you it won’t be a problem.”
“You won’t sleep with them again?” Obi-wan opened his mouth and shut it with a snap. He couldn’t promise that. Sleeping with the troopers had been one of the more satisfying experiences he had. Yoda snorted.
“Matter it does not. The best they are. Anakin and you at the front you will be. The best you need.”
“I don’t think this is a good idea.” Plo finally spoke up and Obi-wan glared at him. Plo had gone out with him the night before and Obi-wan knew he had hooked up with another clone commander.
“For that Commander Wolffe assigned you will be.” Plo blanched and Obi-wan chuckled.
“Playing matchmaker are we Master Yoda.” Yoda smirked and waved his hand in a dismissal for Obi-wan. Obi-wan left the room, still chuckling, to see Anakin leaning against the wall.
“Did you get chewed out former master mine?”
“I managed to turn it on Master Koon I believe. Or Yoda did. The commanders?”
“I sent them to ready their men master. I felt they didn’t need to see you come out of there after your chewing out. So un general like.” Anakin tutted and Obi-wan resisted the urge to smack his former padawan upside the head.
“How’s Padme?” Anakin choked and Obi-wan smirked. “A lesson former padawan. Make sure I don’t have blackmail on you before you decide to find my predicament hilarious.” Obi-wan walked off to collect his things.
Rex and Cody hadn’t been surprised to find their night time lover gone in the morning. They had pulled on their plain armor, unlike Wolffe they hadn’t wanted to draw attention to themselves by showing that they were commanders, and made it back to the officers’ barracks. Wolffe was already there and he laughed as they shucked their armor.
“I hear you two caught yourself a Jedi.”
“I hear you fucked your way through enough people to fill a brothel. Oh wait we were in one.” Cody sighed as Wolffe playfully launched himself at Rex and the two of them wrestled with each other on the floor. Sure Wolffe had a lot of partners the night before but only one he had taken to a room. The other Jedi that their Jedi had come with. He read the comm orders that had come through while they were gone.
“Stop it both of you. Rex and I need to report to the temple and Wolffe you need to report an hour after us.” Rex and Wolffe sat up an Rex sighed. He got up and dressed in his armor. Wolffe whistled.
“He left you a souvenir.” Cody looked in the mirror and found a hickey that would show above the neck of his armor. Rex had a matching one. Great just great. They would be meeting their generals with noticeable marks from their liaison the night before. He dressed in his armor as well and he and Rex made their way over to the temple. They found a young man waiting outside the council chamber who nodded to them.
“Master Kenobi will be here shortly and then the council will see us. I’m Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker.” Cody saluted and Rex followed suit.
“Commander Cody, CC-2224, and Captain Rex, CT-7567, at your service General Skywalker.”
“At ease. A little late aren’t we Master?”
“I got caught up.” Cody stiffened slightly at that voice. Beside him, Rex jumped slightly. The Jedi made his way into their line of sight and Cody confirmed that it was the same Jedi that he and Rex had spent the night with. Well fuck. They were well and truly fucked then.
