I'm gonna peg each of the triplets so that when we all sit down for dinner and I make subtle inside jokes about plastic cocks, each one of them goes pale
Everytime he suspects you're about to make an unsubtle innuendo about silicone instruments, Mervin speaks over you and changes the topic, loudly.
Obie is stress eating, and has shoved forkfuls in your mouth by now.
Ludwig is firing off his own masked remarks about your sexual preferences, but the fact his brothers now know he was pegged too is making him falter. His fork is bent weird from how hard he clutches it.
All three of their faces suggest you're in for a rough night. Especially when they start nodding to each other in some kind of triplet morse code.














