#obietag

[i-am-beautiful-with-you]

Even though I'm graduating in May, I still like to check the Oberlin tag. It's always fun to see everyone freak out about the kitten emails :3

[lovemesomebagels]

so my roommate is getting ready to go to Queer Beers (a themed night at the club on campus) and she's like "what should i wear?" and i was like "something that says 'come make out with me'" and there was this pause

and then all i hear coming from the closet is a noise i can only describe as a very distressed water faucet 

[lovemesomebagels]

roommate: look at my socks!

me: ...are you knitting them oN YOUR FEET???

roommate: no!! i'm just trying them on! what kind of person do you think i am???

me: you're-

roommate: DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION

[lovemesomebagels]

my roommate forgot that she had a block of cheese in the fridge so when she found it again today she's like "oh. i have to throw it out now. i am old and sad, like my cheese" and now i know exactly what to put on her tombstone when she dies

[lovemesomebagels]

roommate: you're just like him! how am i supposed to woo him?

roommate: how would i woo you??

me: well-

roommate: AND DON'T FUCKING SAY 'BAGELS'

[lovemesomebagels]

MY ROOMMATE JUST TEXTED HER CRUSH AND THEN TOSSED HER PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM BUT THEN SHE LOST IT AMONGST MY BOOTS AND NOW SHE'S JUST ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR SHOUTING "I LOST MY PHONE IN YOUR SHOOOOOOES"

[lovemesomebagels]

roommate: are you drunk???

me: no!

roommate: all u had was champagne you tiny b a b y

me: i'm not a baby! full adult!

roommate: prove it

me: TAXES.

[lovemesomebagels]

my roommate has to go return a laptop to the library at 11pm and just now she was sittin on the floor and asked me what time it was and i told her 10:52 and she just said in this super deep voice "FUCK MY NUGGETS"