You know that “my sister took everything” TikTok trend where users record themselves walking, then show the sister who has all of the ass and clearly didn’t save any for the rest of the siblings? The ones with that “good googly moogly, that thang is juicy” song playing in the background?
Adriana posts one about Eddie when he visits El Paso. Eddie has no idea that his ass is suddenly TikTok famous and Sophia won’t tell him why she keeps laughing while Adriana’s phone is blowing up. The comments are wild, thirsty, and absolutely unhinged. Because sir, you walk around with all this cake on a daily basis? This is just life for you? You out here blessed with a whole bakery in the back? You do taxes with that ass? It’s just there all the time?










