#oblivious legolas

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Somehow they fit 🥹

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Aragorn: I think I'm in love... Legolas: With Éowyn? Aragorn: With an elf... Legolas: Arwen? Aragorn: Male... Legolas: Elladan or Elrohir?? Aragorn: Blond hair, blue eyes! Legolas: Haldir??? Aragorn: From Mirkwood!! Legolas: Dude... You love my Father?!?!? Aragorn *groan, hit his head on the table*: ... Gandalf *talking to the Fellowship*: And that, kids, is how an elf can stay single for 3000 years. The Fellowship: ...

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Inspired by a meme and HIMYM lol...

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Gimli: Legolas! Why're you always sitting alone here every Sunday? Legolas: Waiting for my 'matchmaking date', I supposed. Gimli: Where're they? Legolas: Dunno. They never show up. Gimli: Really? Legolas: Yeah... And it's already the 15th time. Gimli: Hmm... How weird... Legolas: Yeah... How weird...

Meanwhile, in the deep dungeon cell of Gondor:

Aragorn: Boromir, I need more cells. Boromir: And how long is Legolas 'date' list? Aragorn: 50 Boromir: ...

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*The Fellowship gather in Gondor for Valentine*

Legolas *whining*: why no one give me chocolate this year? Even Boromir and Gimli don't...

The Fellowship under Aragorn murderous stare: ...

Aragorn: here... your chocolate

Legolas: yay. My first chocolate this year. You are my BEST FRIEND Aragorn!

Aragorn and everyone else: ...