#obscure thoughts

[super-nova53]

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they've read so much COD fanfiction/liked so much fanart that you can't remember whether "hiding the intercontinental ballistic missiles" is the plot of the original game or just a euphemism for something .... I mean I'm absolutely fine feeling this way 😂😂

[8beats-per-minute]

Ok I have so many 3am thoughts, but they aren’t pjo-themed, but they are so obscure that it’s hilarious, so someone tell me if you want to see them, I’ll do it if one person likes this

[bisexualcatdad]

things i'd tweet if my twitter was working

- do knives equal gay?

- buffalo water

-------- he got too much soy not enough s a u c e ---------

- 404 error code: toes not found

- if someone seems really funny on twitter, they're gay.

-hawhite

too be continued

[otaku-daydreamer-4673]

Makes me sad prob 1/4 of my followers are sex-bots 🥲🙃😅🤖

[obscure-suggestions-blog]

It's not home without them.

[obscure-suggestions-blog]

sometimes you need to stop dreaming so stay sane. the good ones never last and the bad ones never leave. the only thing you can do is stop sleeping

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[obscure-suggestions-blog]

All I really want is to see you again

[obscure-suggestions-blog]

The nights I do get to sleep, I find it hard to get up and do anything the next morning.