Jul 13
Mitch McConnell (allegedly): I'm totally fine. I just fell down for reasons unknown and then had an unrelated case of pneumonia. But I'm perfectly capable of doing my job, which I will still not be doing for the foreseeable future.
Don't replace me though, I'm technically alive. Even though I am also admitting to having abandoned my post & have no plans to resume it. [AI-generated smiling hospital pic that clearly used extremely old pictures as source material]
#fuck mitch mcconnell#us politics#us current events#honestly I feel like they're just going to deep fake him until August#that turtle bitch is going to die like he lived#obstructing democracy#even if I believed his statement was real#which I don't because that picture looked extremely genAI#but even if I did he literally admitted that he is not able to his job and there should still be a special election to replace him