#obsyoongi

[gyuobs-blog]

❝ do you think i came out of the pussy drawing fucking mozart ? ❞

Sunggyu wasn’t entirely sure why the other decided to use such colorful language; perhaps it was due to the fact that Sunggyu was giving the other’s ‘art’ some harsh criticism. It’s because he wants the other to do better, of course; so he has to be tough. Tough love is a form of love after all. 

“Now,” he began, clearing his throat and begging himself not to cough up another seed, “Mozart himself didn’t start off drawing the masterpieces he brought to the world, he too also drew as you did... a little off, not quite right with coloring and...well, if I can be honest -” which he has been so painfully honest this entire time “- your picture kinda resembles a women without an arm, though I know you meant for there to be an arm.”

He was just trying to help; honest. 

[obsxtae]

“ you owe me a big doughnut.”

dexter starters: open

“For what?”

Taehyung huffs, stretched out along the floor of the library as he looks for a book along one of the lower shelves. He’s in a good mood today though - summer brings with it a seemingly endless stretch of warm, sunny days and he’s always happily sated, leading to a perpetually contented demeanour and an endless supply of height jokes for his rather irritated counterpart.

“If this is about the books falling over you can’t keep holding that over me forever, you know - and you’re not tall enough to either.” With a quiet ‘aha!’ he pulls out the object of his search (with not a single other book dislodged, he notes proudly), sitting up straight once more to flip through it.

“But I’ll get you one anyway because I’m a nice person and then you’ll owe me ice cream. Or lemonade. Or bubble- Can we turn the AC off for a bit? You’re wasting the good weather outside like this, hyung.”

It’s a wonderful day outside, and here he is seated indoors with a friend who’d apparently rather live in the arctic. It’s a little disappointing, and he’s very sure to let Yoongi know.

“Some sunlight would do you good anyway - we can get you a nice glow going. Lift that mood a bit. Serotonin production. All that good stuff.”

[gyuobs-blog]

"i forget. why do i like you?"

“I don’t know, maybe it’s because I feed you for free.”

It could be as simple as though; the truth is - Sunggyu isn’t too sure why the other likes to loiter around his Tea Shop. It could very well just be because of the tea and pastries, but perhaps Yoongi actually likes his company.

“It’s most likely the food,” he muse after a moment, taking a sip of his own cup of tea with a small smile on his face. 

[obsxbjoo]

-insert ice pun here-

@obsyoongi​

Euh... C 1027 ? C 1029 ?  Byungjoo squinted accusatorily at his phone, one hand perched on the spine of a shelved book and the other one scrolling through the library’s online directory. It said the book was on shelves, and yet he couldn’t find it ? And he’s sure not for a lack of trying; he’d been scanning the C 1000 section up and down for the past ten minutes.

... Which reminded him, the library was closing in twenty.

He poked his head out of the shelves, looking for help he could hail down. This search was brought to a jarring halt, however, when a subtle shimmer in the hands of the resident librarian caused sorrel hues to widen into saucers. The moment was short-lived, however, as the youth was off like a shot; the bang that resulted from boy vs bookshelf enough to wake the dead as he essentially overcame any and all obstacles through brute tripping power alone, making a stumbling beeline towards the poor mint-haired librarian.

[obshaechul-blog]

Lone Pigeon

Midday.

Haechul's favorite time of day. 

It's around Lunchtime, so the walkways of this particular area of Sunseong are filled with people finding their way to get food. The fact that there are so many people makes it the perfect place and time to have some fun with people. With a jar at his feet, Haechul lures people in to hear his jokes and to see his tricks.

 He starts of with card tricks on most people, but every now and then he will do something truly strange. A hat that is Definitely NOT Large Enough with a very large chicken sticking out of it. The cards completely disappear. For a moment the City appears pink. These are some of the things Haechul does to get his afternoon started. Each act is met with a different response from a different passerby. Children laughing at the oddity, businessmen trying to get away as fast as possible, groups of teenagers looking on and trying to be cool.

Haechul continues on, trying to get the biggest rise possible, the biggest high he can from these people. With a crowd gathered around him, he gets really excited, this is the best time he could be having right now.

Then one glasses wearing man with mint green hair walks by and completely ignores him. Haechul doesn't take well to people ignoring him. He will always try to get attention from even the most dismissive people. While he is telling a particularly cringe-worthy knock-knock joke, Haechul decides to catch this young man off guard. 

"Now what is the best way to do this.... Chickens? Yes Chickens are funny. How about.... Everyone except the two of us are chickens... It'll take a little bit of effort, but it can be done. The look on his face is going to be priceless. Surrounded by chickens... I'm funny, it'll be great."

And so he makes it happen. He focuses hard.

"Everyone is a chicken. This one spotted, this one dappled, but all chickens. Maybe one guy should be a pigeon?" And there it is. It is done and Haechul is excited to look up and see the reaction of this green-haired guy.