so i made a new guy. his name is carl draper and hes, a very normal priest.... i need him impregnated immediately-

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so i made a new guy. his name is carl draper and hes, a very normal priest.... i need him impregnated immediately-
Wait..
Who’s Carl..?
Carl! :D
What Friends are For.
Yandere!Best Friend x Innocent!Reader
Warnings: AFAB reader (not the case with all my stuff.), yandere content, smut, dub-con, manipulation, corruption kink, overstepping boundaries, toxic friendship.
(An: My first smut, not exactly my best, it's been in the drafts a while 😑. If you enjoy, leave a comment or feel free to request something!)
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You sigh as you roll over to look at your best friend Carl, who seems more focused on his phone than the movie that blares from his TV. When he invited you to this sleepover, you didn't expect him to act so off. The whole evening he's been a little strange, constantly fidgeting and looking at you when he thinks you're distracted.
Suddenly, a knock sounds on the door of his room, and his older sister Sherri pokes her head in with a smile. "Hey guys, me and Dan are gonna go to a checkup for the baby and see a movie after, are you two good to stay here?" She asks. "Yeah, we'll be fine, we're not babies-" Carl mumbles as he shifts from his spot on the bed, dropping his phone onto his lap. Sherri rolls her eyes, and exclaims that she was just trying to say goodbye. "I'll see you later, Sherri!" You smile sweetly as she nods in response and bids you farewell. You hear the downstairs door slam as her and Dan leave, saying something about calling the babies doctor.
i cant stop tihnking abt these doodles i did a couple months back sorry they kinda big but
look at baby martin. look at how big and fat that chicken is. the Chosen O n e
💞Masterlist💞
Yandere OC's:
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Yan!Cult Member: Joshua
Outsider In (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Best-friend: Carl
What Are Friends For? (Smut) (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Fae: Puck and Yan!Fae King Oberon
Midsummer Nights Madness (Introduction fic)
A servant and his King (Smut) (Oberon introduction fic)
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Yan!Soldier/Warrior: Fritz + Private Johannes
His Little Bride (Smut) (Introduction fic)
The Little Soldier And His General (Smut)
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Yan! Farm-Boy: Joey McCall
City Boys ain't Worth Nothing (Smut) (Introduction fic)
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Poly!Yan Bully and Freak: Patrick and Ahmed
Art-project (Introduction fic) (Gender neutral reader)
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Yan!Cage-Fighter: Mattias
Paying bills ain't easy. (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Mean-girls: Maggie, Sasha, and Lindsey
Just girly things. (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Husbands Boss/Ceo: Morgan
Just another day at the office. (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Retro-Gamer: Lewis
My player two. (Introduction fic)
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Yan!Boarding School (Multiple Yan)
Introduction fic pt. 1 (Students)
Introduction fic pt. 2 (Faculty)
Photo shoot fic (Mr. Burton and Joseph)
Sick reader drabble (Mr. Critch, Mr. Murphy, Evan, Carter)
Reader with trouble sleeping drabble (Mr. Critch)
Post-gym shower fic (Evan Reed and Coach Anatoli Sidorov)
Reader losing Virginity Drabble (Coach Anatoli Sidorov)
Special Delivery fic (Tyler)
Blurb about Shorts (Carter)
Spoil your appetite (Tyler and Pez Smut)
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Yan!Handymen (Tucker and Billy)
1-800-HANDY-YAN (Intro fic)
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Yan!Dictator and Next in line (Ramon and Feliz)
What it takes to lead. (Intro fic)
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Yan!Princes (Secundus and Octavian)
Willing to die for love (Intro fic)
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Yan!Coworker (Zach)
Closing Shift (Intro Fic)
Unamed/Misc Concepts
Yan!Neighbor HC's (Concept fic)
Can u tell us if any of ur yans have big pecs 🧍♀️ . Ngl,I feel like joey has the biggest male boobas between all yans, he just radiates that big titty committee energy 🤭
No, because Joey is shredded from farm work, so he has some big old oingo-boingos. You may notice if you start hanging around him he begins to wear tighter buttons up, or slipping his overall straps off and stretching out. Fritz has pretty big pecs too, but there hard to see under his uniform. Mattias has some pretty good boobs, but his chest is usually kind of tender afyer a match, so he prefers to lay on yours. Patrick's less about pecs and more about abs, he's shredded and has a few scars. Not a lot going on in the boob department.
Now for our itty-bitty tatty friends, we have Ahmed, with a skinny, weak lil frame. No boobs, no muscles, no stability in general. Puck doesn't really have boobs, but he is strong. He's lean, but as a forest fae he does a lot of running and exploring. Johannes hasn't been in the war very long, so he's not the fittest, so no booba. Carl has no boobs, he only likes yours.
The hardest to place is probably our cult boys, Joshua and Gabriel. Joshua is about 20, and has a pretty lanky build. He's strong, but not super developed. Gabriel isn't strong or tall frankly, because he makes Joshua do all his dirty work. Not sure fully what vibes they give me.
Anyways, that's my oingo-boingo overview for all my boys, hope this helps!
Heya, hope you're doing well. I was wondering on the yans with a body conscious darling? Specifically with their tummy and thighs, totally not feeling body conscious myself lol.
Thank you! (Also may I be 💍 anon? :0)
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As a bigger girl myself, I am no stranger to being body self conscious. While I am on a really successful weight loss journey right now, my thighs and tummy are my most embarrassing areas in my mind. I'm happy to make an short piece based on this, 💍 anon!
First and foremost, there are two stand out yanderes who love your tummy and thighs. This would be Joey and Fritz. Joey's town is old fashioned, and Fritz is literally in the olden days. Back then, wide hips were seen as a sign a lady could carry a child easier and bear more. Since both Joey and Fritz crave a family, the adore it. Upon learning you are self conscious, they would bathe you in compliments, and whether or not it removes the anxiety it does feel nice.
The Mean-girls, or at least Maggie, have unending confidence. Because of this, they don't really know how to make you feel hot. They've always either told themselves they were gorgeous, or told losers at school they weren't. So, Maggie and Sasha would take you shopping, in an attempt to retail therapy the sadness away. This happens to be Sasha's favorite pass time. Meanwhile, Lindsey would be trying to figure out what conscious meant.
Ahmed would go the route of showering you in compliments about your body, but mostly just tries to make you feel better by putting himself down. You feel ugly? Don't worry, your a godess, it's a lowly worm like him who's the disgusting one. Patrick would just try to plow you, telling you the nastiest things he can think of pertaining to the parts that make you upset. Telling you to get used to loving your stomach because it will swell much bigger when he fucks you full of his seed, or how he wants you to trap his head between your thighs.
Mattias would be gentle, and kind. As I mentioned, he craves physical touch from you, and loves using your body as a pillow. He would explain in more than just compliments, but rather a speech about how beautiful you are to him. He would also offer to go to the gym with you, and teach you how to use some of the machines there, if only so he can see you in workout clothes.
A thicker woman was seen as beautiful in ancient Athens, so Puck would be very confused as to why you didn't think you were beautiful. He would take you to see human statues and paintings of beautiful women, to show you the similarities in your figure and there's.
Carl would definitely take a similar approach to Patrick, and try and fuck the negative thoughts out of your mind. He'd also be more possesive, telling you not to think bad things about HIS possessions, his girls tummy, his girls thighs.
Gabriel wouldn't be the kindest about it, telling you to not worry about vanity, and to not insult your appearance, as his God made you in his image. Joshua wouldn't say anything, to stubborn to compliment you the way he wished. Instead, the few times you both cuddle he would silently pay more attention to those area.
Last but not least, Johannes is to awkward to voice how he feels, so he would do whatever Fritz told him to...
What if we were the ones with the big chest? 👀 Which yans would be more of a boob than ass guy?
Also,how is your day going? I want to start interacting more with u ☺️
(I'm doing good, a bit sleepy, thanks for asking!)
Joey is a fan of both ass and boobs, as he finds the reader attractive no matter what. He never had a crush on anyone beforehand, so he doesn't really have a preference. His type is you, no matter what.
Fritz likes hips more than ass or boobs, as that was taken as a sign back in the day a woman was more fertile and could bear many children easier.
Ahmed and Patrick are both boob guys. Patrick likes them because they are easier to grope in public without him having to pull up any skirts or panties, and Ahmed likes them because they are easier to photograph and imagine them exposed.
Johannes also has no preference, but as much as he likes to think he is respectful and would treat a big breasted reader the same, it's obvious he is much more flustered and shy around a reader like that. He's just never seen a woman's exposed chest, and he can't handle himself if there is a lot of you in that area.
Carl is an ass man. Before he coerced you into being his little fucktoy, there where many times he'd watch you bend over, or stretch. Plus, he enjoyed the feeling of grinding himself against your ass through your thin pajamas on the many nights you slept over. Without you knowing, of course.
Puck likes all of you, as he knows humans are much more conservative and shun nudity unlike his wild and passionate fae brethren. Anytime you are exposed, he knows it's a lot for you, but you do it because you trust him. He assures you that all the parts you hide from him are beautiful. His only preference is that when around him, you show yourself off rather than wear mortal rags.
Joshua has no particular interest in any of the parts specifically, as he is more curious than anything. After the slaughter of the impure, he's not even fully sure what exactly he's into, as sex Ed wasn't big in the town even before the adults were killed. Gabriel drives home the importance of consumation but the simple farm clothes of the cult members and the lack of attraction to any other people leaves Joshua unsure what he would like, if he even knew what there was to like.
Gabriel is interested in only your virginity. The idea that an outsider has come into the village still pure and untainted surely must be a gift from there God. He knows that you were sent as a gift, and that your purity could only be given to him once he truly proved himself as a worthy disciple. He thinks only of the day when you must hear who his God has chosen as your betrothed, and God willing, it will be Gabriel. In his eyes, is it truly taking a girl's purity if it's taken by a man so holy and devoted?
Mattias likes boobs, because he's so used to past partners waiting for him to initiate and give all the physical affection even after a particularly rough fight. You aren't like that, and his favorite spot to feel fully wrapped up in you is with his head on your chest. (He jokes he likes your tits because the remind him of speedbags.)