Where did November go??? I'm alive in case anyone was wondering.
Wilfred: so, Merlin has magic. Who else knows?
Heath: Everyone, but our prince and ....king.
Wilfred: oh. We're royal guards so aren't we technically supposed to report that?
Heath: Yes. By all means. I'm sure Camelot will fall without him, and everyone will hate you for it, but you go right ahead!
A few years later...
Wilfred: I'm so glad I didn't report Merlin.
Heath: mhm
Wilfred: Yes, I am grateful.
Heath: as you should.
Wilfred: Is it too much to ask them not to make out in the corridor?
Heath: They're only kissing.
Wilfred: ....can I kiss you here then?
Heath: Our Majesties! I think our guest is arriving soon! Your marital duties must wait!
Arthur: *snogging Merlin* five more minutes
Heath: *whispers* now, please, his kiss renders me useless. I'll even get you both honeycakes.
Arthur: are you seriously trying to bribe the king?
Heath: yes. Merlin told me it would work.
Arthur: Merlin, what are you teaching them?
Merlin: Prat handling, clotpole management, and don't forget, dollophead control
Arthur: MERLIN









