#oc-tamrela

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Incorrect Quotes #108

Lucien: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Tamrela: (whispering to Meri) Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Meri: (whispering) Because I have small hands.

Tamrela: Because she has small hands.

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Incorrect Quotes #106

Tamrela: Be the reason you're haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Sleep with a daedra.

Martin: Please do none of those things.

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Incorrect Quotes #98

Lucien: ... why am I not a banana?

Martin: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, you should be pleased to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with bananas.

Lucien: Thanks, Martin.

Tamrela: Are you saying that some humans are ten percent more banana than other humans?

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Incorrect Quotes #89

RA: So what do you three specialize in?

Lucien: I'm stealthy.

Tamrela: I'm stabby.

Martin: I make good life decisions.

RA: That's not really-

Tamrela: No, no, he's our most important member.

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Incorrect Quotes #57

Lucien: I'm into dark humor.

Tamrela: *turns off lights* Would you like to hear a joke?

Lucien: I love you.

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Incorrect Quotes #95

Tamrela, shining a flashlight under the bed: Lucien, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Lucien: *demonic screeching*

Tamrela: Understandable, have a good day.

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Incorrect Quotes #61

Tamrela: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Martin: I think you mean cards.

Lucien: She did not.

Tamrela, pulling knives out of her sleeves: I did not.

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Incorrect Quotes #75

Tamrela: *stroking Lucien's hair* You're so tiny and adorable.

Lucien: *half asleep* I could kill you right now.

Tamrela: *looking at Lucien with heart eyes* I know.