David Coulthard x Mika Häkkinen - FACT
They adopted Kimi Räikönnen and Mika gives birth to Valtteri Bottas <3
Kimi is glad Mika didn't give birth to him cause he'd be depressed if he was part Scottish, Valtteri is just there.
Mika: Why did you go to Cadillac and not McLaren?
Valtteri: Bro mom ://
Kimi: It's cause he's ass
Mika: Shut up Kimi










