#ocduckie

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

Oh my god tonight was great. It was meant to be going out for a drink at the George with Hayley and Cait, which was all well and good.

Then we left to go and get McDonald's and went to the Stag after where we met Glen and co., who decided it was time for us to join their pub crawl.

We then all moved on to the King's Head for a while until they got bored and decided we should move on to the Bell (best music just fyi) where I tried chilli vodka and orange juice which is actually way nicer than it sounds.

BLOODY GOOD NIGHT 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

Last night was a good night apart from people getting taken away in ambualnces and police cars

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

Hayley: Wow you ate such filling food.. Oreos and quavers yeah that should reallly sustain you when drinking

Me: Shhhh people can survive off mashed potatoes I'm sure crisps aren't that far off

Hayley: ...

Heyley: Don't die.

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

Surely the best form of camouflage would be clothes made from chameleon skin...?

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

I have battery in my playbook so tumblr is a-go! Watch all the porn though. I'm in public, it's bound to happen. Also me and Hayley have sat here calling each other a lazy shit and a sarcastic prick. That is all.

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

"If your sentence doesn't start with 'Oh Mighty One', I'm not listening."

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"I want to bring a donkey but I don't think it'd fit in the lift...."

"Why do you have a donkey?"

"So I can legitimately use the phrase 'kiss my ass'."

[i-drive-an-impala-now]

Genuine lecture notes from today:

"They kill goats to get married. YAY!" "Then they have thigh sex. Aw yeah, thigh sex."