#ocean's 13

[real-odark]

[heist-family-content]

The Rusty Danny Wedding headcannons 1

Danny: Groom. (Proposed to Rusty. Hands were surprisingly sweaty but gave a good speech about being partners in crime and whatnot.)

Rusty: Groom. (Let Danny propose to him. Said yes.)

Rueben: Rich mother-in-law who pays for everything and plans everything. (Cries at the dress fitting.)

Saul: Grumpy father-in-law who judges everything the whole time. (Cries at the ceremony.)

Tess: Maid of honor (Danny's side.)

Isabell: Maid of honor (Rusty's side.)

Linus: Best man (Both sides. They thought it would be really funny. He almost chokes on his water when they ask him.)

Yen: Flower girl. (He was in the circus, he knows the meaning of performance).

Livingston: Photographer. (Edits out everyone they don't like including Terry Benedict who for some reason came)

Frank: DJ. (Gets everyone to do the cha-cha slide at the reception 4 times. Gets jazzy with it.)

The Twins: Ceterers, valets, security, set up crew, lighting and fireworks technicians, sommeliers, etc. (They have seven outfit changes.)

Basher: Officiant. (Based on the letters he wrote to Rueben in O13, boy can write some vows.)

[4444scandias]

LOOKING FOR MUTUALS ❕

Casual post. Is anybody interested in Fight Club? Like... On a deeper level? Bullet Train or Once Upon a Time In Hollywood? Burn After Reading? 12 Monkeys? Or technically any Brad Pitt movie at all? I’m a huge (HUGE) fan of him and his work. I’m open to chatting and/or even roleplaying 🙏 Shoot me a message guys.

(( ps I love cross-shipping.. . .

[bluewritinghood]

[acewithobsessions]

where do I find the ocean's fandom. is there one. please direct me to the relevant most used tag if so /gen

[eeuglenaviridis]

the ocean's movies always make me feel like there is a long ass series of books that i didnt read but know with my heart

(some thoughts about it undercut)

Because the only pieces of backstory that we are given is a movie itself. Every time rusty and danny go for a walk in a middle of the film and talk about some interesting shit that we don't know anything about.

Their first case? Extremely interesting but the only thing we have is like two lines.

Danny's and Ruben's background together? One phrase.

Linus's dad? They talked about him in the first movie and he appeared for three minutes in the third.

The ocean family? We got debbie who talked about it at some point but no more.

At this point i want like a series of book where the main characters change every book but its the same characters in different time, so the fans have to do a map in what order you should read them.

[vdice]

okay so like I've been a fan of the Ocean's Trilogy in the past and the obsession. came back kicking my ass and even WORSE than before 😭😭😭 so if anyone out there who's also a fan, feel free to be my moot bc I'm srsly seeking more content of it

sobbing crying screeching and scratching the walls rn (I'm so normal abt them :>)

[curryalley]

I've recently been rewatching old movies and y'all. I cannot get over how much Ocean's 13 is basically an extended episode of Leverage. It's wild.

After a member of the crew is hurt by a greedy billionaire named Bank, the MASTERMIND vows revenge.

The mark stakes his reputation on each of his hotels being rated five diamonds. The GRIFTER impersonates the reviewer. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew engage in a series of hijinks to make sure the real critic has a bad experience (preventing him from getting a dining reservation, lacing his room with unhygenic substances, switching his toiletries for products that will induce allergic reactions).

The HACKER rigs all the casino games so that the house always loses, resulting in millions of dollars in losses.

Finally, the THIEF steals a series of diamond necklaces from the hotel. But not just any necklaces. The mark keeps one necklace for each of the five diamonds awards he's won. Taking them isn't about the money but about humiliating the mark.

There is even a subplot involving a big drill.

Ocean's 13 is basically The Bank Breaker Job. All it's missing is George Clooney announcing, "Let's go steal a casino."